Warren the Ape

You guy and gals should really check this show out!!!!

Here's a brief summary of the show:

"Warren The Ape is an MTV reality show parody which premiered on June 14, 2010 at 10:30 p.m. The series is a spin-off of the IFC and FOX show Greg the Bunny, and follows the titular character's life as he tries to get his life back together following the cancellation of Greg the Bunny.


Warren has paid more attention to drugs, booze, and women than his career, which has degenerated into a series of seedy exploitation films, obscure industrials, low-rent theater productions, and a regrettable string of skin flicks. With the help of his addiction specialist, Dr. Drew Pinsky, Warren tries (and often fails) to clean up his act, patch up his relationships, and claw his way back into the Hollywood limelight."

credits:Wikipedia(what would you do without them)

Funny show although crude at times. Yea he's a puppet but that's not the point. Do watch it, great stuff.

A Preview

Warren the Ape - MTV Shows

You can catch the full episode HERE

Enjoy!

Job?

Well hello there once again planet earth ..or just the 5 people viewing/glancing/laughing at my blog.

There comes a time when you gotta ask yourself, man how do I make a quick buck and not get caught.

Yea you heard me, the story of "Get Rich or Die Trying" attitude. If only saying robbing a bank was as easy but here in Singapore, where can you hide? This tiny red dot is filled with cameras ( that includes the peeping toms).

When you are strap for cash, you would do anything to make some money. Even situation like this could drive me to do this:

"We need 3 people to assist in over-throwing the government, we will pay you well"

I'll say:
"Where do I sign up?"

Haha this is what happens when you have too much free time, no job yet and well with an over imaginative device inside your skull called a brain.

It either this or throwing motorvol cocktails at children playing at the playground.
You know, the cloth stuck into the bottle of petrol and when lighted up, a super flammable explosive?

Right, I'm just that crazy.

Testing Testing

Well hello there planet Earth :)

Has been a while since I have blogged bout anything and I think it's bout time to crank the engine and to get this party started again.

Wow, my last post were 4 months ago, man tough times. Whole lot of crap happened during the past 4 months, highs and lows, well mostly low but what can you expect anyway and after whatever that happened, something would always feel lighter be it the weight on your shoulders, burdern you put onto somebody or most commonly, your wallet.


Ok enough of my introduction and brief(very) summary over the past 4 months. Check back from time to time to see what nonsense I might post and if this blog is inactive again, maybe the cops(China) caught up to me for all the crap I have been publishing.

Video Games vs Humans!!

Check this freaking cool video out!!


PIXELS by PATRICK JEAN.
Uploaded by onemoreprod. - Arts and animation videos.

Man kinda scary if it really happens. What do we destroy those with?

AVP!?

Sup all!

Days have indeed been getting warmer and warmer. Singapore will pretty much become a desert soon. So like always, I would hide in the undergrounds of ION for the coolness and not suffocate out there in the wasteland.

Haha ok enough of that,


I guess most of you know who or what Winnie the Pooh is.  To sum it up , A dumbass brainless bear who just wants honey and talks so slow like a fucking retard.
Well if you played the game Kingdom Hearts, you would know what I meant and you wished the game developers gave you the option to whack Pooh.

But that's not the point today, I came across this new version of Pooh from Kotaku, which I though was rather interesting,

Yup, AVP, as in Alien Vs Pooh.
What are the odds of that happening.
You can read the entire story here.

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Good Friday!

A Happy Good Friday to you all!! Some of you might be busy out thre now trying to find "special" eggs..laid by rabbits.

Yea so what came first, the RABBIT or the EGG? :P

Of course I do know that rabbits don't lay eggs, they pop up from ground like the Bugs Bunny cartoons. Haha

But anyway, Happy Easter to all.

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I'm sure some of you have heard of Causal Fridays.

Yes, it's a say where by people in the office have the license to dress like crap for work.

Quite Frankly, some people would pretty much abused it so much that they won't mind dressing up with crappy combination of clothes and dressing that don't makes sense.

Where have the basics of casual dressing gone?

Don't they even have a freaking mirror at home?

Oh well, just my rants on the ideology of dressing up.


Anyway here a video from "How I Met Your Mother" , something related to dressing from non other than Barney Stinson himself.



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Check This Out!!

Hey all!!

Well check this video out, I'm sure at least some of you know who John Steward is?
Well if not then well just watch the video. He's one funny SOB. The video is a little long but hey .. trust my taste.. it's funny...yea of course when you understand the joke if not, too bad :P

The shows makes fun of the weird political system in the U.S and how certain networks over in the U.S spread nonsense on TV.

Enjoy:)

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Conservative Libertarian
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Health Care Reform

Whad Up! Whad Up!

Sup all!!


Have been a while since I injected new material to the blog.Well you can say I was busy stealing office supplies and drinking their coffee.

Well fret not, I have edited the layout of the blog with the new customizable features by Blogger and let me say, it is one damm fantastic feature. Finally Blogger does something rather than seating on their hand or playing Solitaire.

Well give it a shot follow Bloggers.

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Check this out fellow IPhone-ers, IPhone-people, IPhone-rians, whatever you call yourself now.

The Safari browser pretty much sucked and takes a long time to load, even the simplest of webpages. We can't use other programmes unless you jailbreak it but fret not Opera Browser is here to help. Check this video out and be amaze>>



Neat ain't it. However, Apple might not approve it in their app store. They just submitted it for approval and awaiting their approval,Fingers crossed.

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My previous post on the 17 March 2010, I wrote the article on the bringing the Call of Duty:Modern Warfare 2 to life and getting a real Special Operations Soldier to run the course.

They did, they got a real British SAS Soldier to run the course.

To make it interesting, they have decided to pit Gamer v.s Professional.

Of course the soldier will run the course while the gamer will "run" the course in the game. Not the fairest of competition.


*Spoliers
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The soldier deserve the title as the game no matter how real it is, there always a reason why it is called a game.

BUTTT,like they say,it does make good TV.

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That's all for now :)

Sup All

Hello all,

I'm keeping my promise to bring this blog back to life and I'm feeding it with some happy juice...and no, not that kind of juice if you know what I mean.

So I have been surfing the net during the day and found a couple of videos that I want to share with you all and as much as I would like to share those kind of videos with you all, sadly I can't but i can share these with you all.

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Alright I'm sure some of you have parents using Facebook and at times, it limits your freedom to post things online. Well this video pretty much sums it all up.




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This well is about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Yea I was crazy over them when I was younger but I always notice that they never put their weapons to good use so here's I think a more realistic side I guess >>

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

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That's all for now :)

Bringin' Back to Life

Sup everyone!!

Yea sorry for being away for such a long time, was busy fighting some Terrorisers in Afghanistan.

Man indeed, it has been a hectic week and well me being not able to update has somewhat made my blog a little stale and viewership dropping but nevertheless, I am freaking gonna revive it, with "useful" contents.

Had loads of fun enjoying ladies night at Zouk last Wednesday and wow the ratio of guys to gals, 5 to 1.

Weener fest with all the guys hunting for any fresh meat.

It was fun expect for the over priced drinks there which was kinda screwed up, not as if the booze came for the heavens or staffs trained by World Class Bartenders.

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Check this pictures out,

No, it's not a new SAF training ground... look closely, so unless you play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, you would have seen this before.

It's the training ground you play in the game which has been recreated by a team Britain's FiveFWD gadget show.


They must have been some bored people to have created this.

Well their next task is to get a real Special Forces soldier to run the course.

I don't know whether to classify it as interesting news or people with too much time at hand.

You can read the whole article here.

Credits Kotaku
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PETER CHOW, I'm sure it is a household name to some but alien to others.

He is one crazy Asian dude going rampage on YouTube with his crazy videos and well for those who don't know who he is, check out the volume




It's so true, you don't have to head to a Chinese restaurant to witness this but just under your block's coffee shop,eat like barbarains and this is another funny video >>



Haha, funny shit

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OK signing off now :)

Get' Sum!!

Man sorry for the slow updates all,

have been freaking hectic over the past few days and no the title ain't wrong, it was supposed to be Get SOME but when you say it fast, it should sound like the title.

Ahem..as I was saying>>

Besides stealing office supplies and drinking their coffee which btw they don't provide, we have to go out and do surveys.

Yea the very people everyone hates on Orchard road, AMK hub tunnel and many other places.

Surveyors have the ultimate power to create a clear path on the street. Kinda like how Moses from the Ten Commandments split the Red Sea apart. Haha

Regardless of who your are, you will avoid them and well I'm one of those that hates them.

Talk bout karma, now I'm in their shoes but hey I did worst off job in the army too but hey this is worst to an extent,I can conclude that most heartland Singaporeans are a freaking closed minded bunch of monkeys!

I got some funny reasons like, " I am not allowed to do surveys."

DO THAT LAW EXIST!?

IF there's one, you should wear a tag or a collar to prevent people from approaching you.

If so they should have the " I am not allowed to breathe." law. Bloody monkey!

Well since the government is pretty much "Fine-ing" almost everything in Singapore, from eating on the train to no pushing your bike across the road, maybe one day you will be fined just for being a Singaporean? Yea since we have to "Fine" to get people to do the right thing.

But who knows, maybe 20 years down the road, such culture will not exist and heck people who speak Singlish would be locked up and shipped to Malaysia.( We sent Phua Chu Kang to Malaysia and they pretty much killed the franchise there and poured salt over the soil.)

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You can feel the angst huh? Haha

Salute

Woo what a week it has been!!

Freaking busy with the internship and all.

What's my role as an intern there?

Stealing stationary and drinking the company's coffee...

Haha of course not, well basically I working in a team of 5 consisting of pretty brilliant people, me included, whaha, to solve a problem and help solve the company's problem.

Pretty big stuff ain't it?

Busy busy busy

At least when I get home, Lucky would be so happy to see me and well, I would be spending 30 minutes playing fetch with her. Yea, she must have entered some cheat codes for her unlimited stamina and energy.

O well of course I ain't complaining, haha I'm having fun too :)

Sugar

Sup all,

As I'm typing this post, some idiot around my area is lighting up his or her illegal fireworks into the night sky now, yea woo.

Seriousily, don't they have a better place to play with it, like at East Coast Park or just join the army to blow things up,legally?

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I have not blogged bout Lucky in a while so here goes,

Before that, here's Lucky if you have no idea who I'm talking about.

Oww,how lovely..ahem..back to topic,

OK!! look at this picture >>>>

An innocent o' Sugar Cane however, to Lucky, it's is known to her as the "Sugar-Cane Man"!!

The Sugar Cane was used by my mom for some reason in the house and was placed at the balcony, and when Lucky saw it, it freaking scared the ..ar I would say pants but dogs don't wear any ... scared the fur out of herself.

She kept barking for hours and everytime she walks by it. I conclude that from it's point of view, it looks like a guy with frizzy hair, my presumption of course.

Therefore, I dubbed it, "Sugar-Cane Man"!!

Well better to be safe than sorry huh Lucky?

Well even today, she dares not go into the balcony without having running back into the house as if a dog catcher was coming after her.

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Haha well everyone has their fears, boogieman,creatures under the bed, clowns,your suicide bomber friends and the list goes on.

:)

Sign, Seal, Delivered

Hello world, sorry for not updating for ages, had been a hectic week indeed.

Had a very business presentation to a big corporation people and I must say, my partner in crime pulled it off with our suits and ties.We pitched and sold out ideas. Whaaha

We made the other rag tag so called "Marketing Group Elite" shit their pants.

They were not only bad but freaking unprofessional. They weren't too pleased with us as well though as we were outsiders who have out-beaten them in every aspect, presentation, content, design and delivery.

It felt like we entered a rag tag village and introduce them to the invention of electricity.

Haha suck on it you wannabes!!

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OK here are some of the more interesting apps I found at the Itunes store for the IPhone or ITouch.

This is called the "Push-Up Dojo"

As you can see, as shown in the picture, you place your IPhone or ITouch in front of you. Get into the push up position and like the say in the army, "KNOCK IT DOWN".

You would then use your nose to tap the screen with every succession push up.

Of course there are other materials you can "break"

Haha well this app cost US99cents which is about S$1.40. Would you pay for such an app just to do push up?
How lazy can you be?

OKOK here's another one, it's an app that "Motivates" you to do sit ups with a twist.

It's called the ..wait for it...i-fukkin. Wow you gotta wonder what goes through a Japanese app developer's mind.. porn, porn...and more porn.


Well it looks normal enough but then...
It uses this Japanese cheer leader to cheer you on to do more sit ups.

Ain't it most guy's dream?

Well hats off to the Japanese developers for these 2 apps bout costing US$0.99 each(S$1.40) and they are avaliable at the Singapore ITunes store.
If you are really look for a motivation to exercise, then these might help but other than that.. get a freaking back bone or life and just get a better motivation.

Trust me, there are a lot more weird apps in the ITunes market but these are the 2 more interesting ones.

Ka-Blam!!

Yea all, sorry for not updating over the past few days, have been uber busy with lots of stuff and no I was not robbing a bank or selling drugs.

Have been watching How I Met Your Mother(Season 5) over the past few days when I had some free time and man it's freaking funny.

It gets funnier every season and man I really want to know who's the "Mother". So far Ted has only seen her feet. Yea her feet. Well it would be many seasons later before we will find out who.

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See this>>



Then this,


Yea the "artwork" above was done by my friend Kristle. Well you gotta say, she sees things from a different "light" as most people do. Haha she's "Rain man" special I guess.

Haha I'm kidding, but what can I say, she must have steady hands to have drew that with her mouse, if you know what I mean. Anyway, I thought she drew a snowman when I first saw it. Must be the white spaces that fooled me I guess.

Hm, "my Incredi-Senses are tingling"
I gotta feeling that she's gonna spam my msn tonight with lots of "OMG" or kill me tomorrow.

Hm..

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Had a great time with my army buddies over the weekend at Marche before chilling at Keppel Island, yes an island only purpose is to park yacht and nothing else or so we think.

Well I must say, Marche food is still as pricey as ever since the last time I went back there. It isn't always value for money as some of the stuff are not as great but well you pay for the ambiance.

Oh yea and an unwanted person tagged along for the trip, yea the most hated and irritating guy ever and did i forget the most down right disgusting person in the unit. It was a mistake for my friend to have invited him but what they hey , got a couple of good laughs irritating him.

But I would rather not talk bout that.

On the same day, we bought lots of stuff and at least I got my blazer and tie from Zara for my upcoming important presentation and photoshoot.

Mann they were not cheap but hey, when you look good you feel good, ain't it and that's priceless
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Here's some pictures of me wearing it. Needed those shot for the project and it did turn out well, credits to Raveen for taking the countless shots today,

Me preparing for the shot, yea sort of "The Making"

As you can see, it was a pretty hot afternoon

"MEeee"

Oh well if we can sell the idea, my picture might appear somewhere and Raveen's designs would too but hey, it was fun.

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That sums it up for now.

RAPTURE!!!

Ohh yes, a title that has completely nothing to do with what I am going to talk about today.

HAHA

Headed to Marina Square to catch the Jackie Chan's New Chinese Movie, Little Big Soldier. Well it was ok, nothing that great but still watchable, well to me at least it was much better than the,The Spy Next Door, which made Jackie look like Barney the dinosaur.

All in all, if you are in for a great time and some pretty cool action sequence or just for Wang Lee Hom, then you should watch the show.

However, they showed a trailer of Matt Damon's new action packed military movie, The Green Zone. Directed by Paul Greengrass, the same guy who did The Bourne Supremacy, The Bourne Ultimatum.

Enough words and see for yourself >>



It's MUST WATCH!! in my book.

Well it's opening in 11 March in Singapore, which is bout 3 weeks more, oh the agony~.

Oh well, I will just use my time machine then.


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I was watching Memoirs of The Geisha last night and well it was a snooze fest for me, I was more interesting it staring at the ceiling lights. Don't get me wrong, the acting is good but so boring, the MadTv parody beats this hands down haha.

Here's another thing I want to rant about. Don't you ever find it strange that Channel 5 must always show the 9.30pm News?

They would have to split the movie into 2 parts just because of the news. So this is what, I guess, Mediacorp thinks that is going through the key demographic mind

"Oh boy, it's 9.30 and I sooo need the news, but my hands cannot reach for the control to change to the channel that is dedicated in telling us the NEWS in ASIA."

So what gives splitting the movie into 2 parts when we have Channel NewsAsia to do that?

Well maybe they paid too much for their news presenter or something as you know, Mediacorp is pretty good at wasting money, funding shows like Polo-boys, Singapore Idol, boring Channel 8 dramas and so on.

So well yea that's my 2 cents on the long rant.

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:)

Gong Xi Fa Cai!!

Hello!!

"Rawrrr"

Hope you all had a great CNY,

I sure did!!

Collected lots of Ang Pow but well all of them are going into the bank. Haha yea it's better to save for a rainy say ain't it.

The weather, as usual, was mad hot. So hot that everywhere you move, you will perspire. Pity those gals or some guys with make up on, unless it's waterproof, you are gonna touch it up lots of time.

Well the IPhone makes a good entertainment tools for the kids. Guess who was the Kids favorite at the CNY dinners?

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ME!! of course, haha I had tonnes of games , mostly weird ones and creating funny sounds which could be used to disturb people.

Someone else was also the centre of attraction, it was non other than Lucky herself.

We brought her along for visiting as she's my dad's precious 'daughter'. Haha yea well everyone was in love with her, especially one of my little cousins. She did not even each her lunch and kept chasing and hugging Lucky and followed her wherever Lucky went.

Kinda like a stalker.

Lucky got so fed up, she went around in circles to look for her "Transport Bag" to hide in. Which she did and went to sleep inside to avoid her. Kinda like a soldier looking for a fox hole when it's raining lead.

After a long day out, this is some snap shot I took of her when she was napping in the car.

"Sleepy sleepy"

She always takes power naps so she was pretty perked up after a with minutes of nap and was up and running again.

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So , yea had a lot of fun this CNY and tasted gourmet which I could usually eat only once a year, which now I would have to wait around 300+ days to feast on it again.

How much I collect you ask..

Well mind your business :P

Haha but it was a handsome sum.

CNY!!

Yea people, it's CNY 2010.

Last year's CNY was a costly one for me, no I don't distribute Red Packets but I had to pay off or bribe my buddy to do my CNY guard duty shift. Well let's just say it was in the hundreds and it was worth every cent if you ask me.

You can never put a price on family reunion dinner.

Well it is a process most soldiers go through and there is even an economy system on it. Haha nothing speaks clearer than cold hard cash in there.

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I came across this interesting news today>>

Well for those still deciding whether to get a Blackberry or an IPhone, this news is for you all.

It has been reported that in the US, a Blackberry stopped a bullet and the person left unhurt.

It is said that they guy accidentally or rather mis-fired his gun at a restaurant and the bullet hit his girlfriend but the Blackberry saved her life.

Haha what are the odds of that happening. Looks like the Blackberry might be adopted by the SAF as the new bullet proof armor pretty soon.

So if you are still caught between B.B vs IPhone, worry no more if you want a phone that isn't a touch screen, has a small screen, bulky and can stop a bullet, you should get a BlackBerry.

:)

Here's the link to the news.

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Ok all, have fun this CNY and it's gonna be freaking warm like today... tomorrow!!

Welcome to the Desert!

Dante!!

Yea man, got my hands on Dante Inferno: Death Edition.


Was worth the full $74. Lots and lots of goodies inside.

Played 1 hour into the game and I must say, it's more violent and creepier than I thought. It gives one nightmares indeed to their perception of hell.

Totally different as compared to Darksiders which was about hell too.

Let's just say, it is more intense and graphic.

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Nuff said bout that but well the holidays are here, YEA~~

Haha CNY, time do really flies huh and it's rather weird that it coincides with Valentine's Day. I' m sure there will be people getting Gold Chocolate coins and put it into the red packet and say it's their 'Happy Chinese Valentine's Day' gift to you.

Haha cheap asses however, hm..it might just work..

Relax gals, before you throw your 'foot long' heels at me, I ain't such a cheapo.

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I guess today is one of the hottest day of the week. Mann, the HDB blocks were melting, grass were changing colours, people getting ruder and blame it on the heat but however they are already jerks no matter how the weather is.

Yes , it's time again for fuckers on the street.

It will soon be CNY and streets are mad pack. There will be weirdos mingling around, they would hog the road, walk sideways and worst of all, cutting your queue.

Damm why do such people exist? I thought we were moving 1st world? Maybe 1st world in their mind is pretty much their toliet?

Haha yea yea I better stop here, May May hates it when I rant bout such things

But hey you 'feel' me don't you all?

:)

DOGS!!

It has been a long time since I last blogged bout Lucky so here goes >>

"Arr...the morning sun"

Took that early in the morning when Lucky is sun bathing under the morning sun. Yea she do knows how to enjoy life. When I snapped this picture, her eyes were bout to close.

"Wake me up when it's time when brunch is done"

Which she eventually did and took a small nap while working on her tan.

"Utility Belt"

Yea, she fights crime at night.

Haha nah it's a harness wrapped around her body but she does not seem to like it so it has become her play toy.

An invisible barrier?

Recently, we installed this on the gate to prevent Lucky from running out of the house as now she's getting smarter and ballsy so yea better than taking the risk, this is the last line of defense for the safety of Lucky.

When my dad installed this, Lucky did not understand what it was.

She though she could stick her head out and all since it was transparent . As the story go, Lucky went out to the balcony explore and my dad heard a loud 'Thud!' sound.

Seems like lucky thought that it was empty and knocked her head onto the plastic sheet.

Haha silly mut.


Okok here's something strange from yesterday's Straits Time front page (8 Feb 2010) since we are on the topic of dogs.

Yea what were your first reaction when u first lay your eyes on this picture?

Yea it's a dog who sniff termites, nothing wrong with that.

Haven figure it out?

It's the picture!! the bloody bad picture of the dog. Couldn't they have taken a better picture or angle of the dog? It looks like a drug addict or grasping for air. Pippa the drug addict dog.

Ok I'm not being mean here but what were they thinking when they put this picture on the front page, don't they have a nicer picture of the dog?

Anyway it really impressive for the dog to sniff out termites, saves houses indeed.

What can Lucky do?

Sun-Tan.

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Where's MayMay?

Haha yea, took that line from Where's Wally. You know that werid guy who always hide in places and ask you to spot him, be it in the book or the cartoons.

If not then click HERE.

It's been a week plus since May May went back to China to Celebrate the CNY with her family and only back in March.

Spoke to her this morning, she's doing good but like she said, it's freezing over there. Kinda the opposite over here huh, it feels like we are trap in a sauna and somebody lock the door with the keys thrown away.

Yea that's how it feels.

You might ask,"What do I now when she's back home?"

To be honest, it was tougher the first time she went back but now it's all cool, you know what to do and to keep yourself busy with tones of things. Time really files when you are busy or having fun.

Got tonnes of project and game to complete and my Dante Inferno is arriving tomorrow, gonna spend a lot of time on that game unlocking and completing the game.

Anyway, here are some back dated pictures of May May and me, yea Christmas of last year. Haha like I said, I finally acquire a scanner.

Santa's little helper and the dude with the leather jacket!!

Yea she was working for Heineken then, they should had offer us free booze, stingy ass. Who would buy 6 bucks worth of Henineken from that booth when they can get it cheaper at the 7-11 down the road.

Haha okok enough of my rants.

Well May May I know that China basically blocked every kind of U.S related information to your country as with the Google saga and the Arms sales to Taiwan thingy or actually everything else.

Basically they closed the people from the world.

Just to let you know, machines have taken over the world and there's this guy called John leading they way to destroy them.


I'm kidding , just messing with her.

Anyway, I miss you May May!

:)

Woohoo

Yea!!
Finally completed Darksiders. The ending wasn't that bad but like many other games, it's an open ended one.

Nevertheless, the story is good and action's smooth. The enemies inside ain't the only obstacles but so are the puzzles to unlock doors and all, mann sometimes it can take up to an hour just to get the main door to open.

It might be a turn off to some but there are alot of other factors to keep a player going like leveling up weapons and wanting to know what happens next in the story.

All in all it's an awesome game and completing this just in time before my new game will arrive on Tuesday, Dante's Inferno. Strange ain't it, both of the games are kinda alike and both deal with Hell.

Hm..

Well, now all I have to do is to get the pre-order code to work.
I finally got myself a printer-scanner machine. Well not that I bought it or stole it but me bro got himself a new one and pass it along down the 'food-chain'.

Hehe will scan some photos to be uploaded tomorrow and't worry, I ain't gonna upload some nude shots of myself....or maybe?

HAHA

So Much of a Weekend

Wassup people. I hope you guys enjoyed your weekend.

Me?

I'm stuck at home trying to cramp formulas and theories into my brain of mine for the upcoming exams.

Well at the same time trying to beat Darksiders. Mann those puzzles are tough and the bosses can be a pain in the ass.
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Here's an interesting pic,

ewww as some of you might say but I say niceeee...

Haha yea it's the Alien from the Aliens movies and it "chest-busted" itself out of the PS3. It's called the Casebuster.

Pretty cool customization.

You can read more about it here.

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Rejoice Sonic fans, the blue rodent is coming to the IPhone. Yea Sonic 4 is heading it way to every platform and even the IPhone got it.

Back to Basic

Don't know bout you but I'm psych bout it. I have played every classic as in 2D, the 3D sonic games sucked balls, since the Sega 16 bit age.

It's good to see that they have went back to basic. Games like Contra and Sonic should have never went 3D.

My only concern, they don't charge US$9.99 for it but on the other hand, it's a small price to pay for a great game.


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Credits Kotaku.com for the news

Middle?

Woo what a day it was, so freaking tired.

Had lots of fun taking pictures in class, strange ain't it, people bonding even more when everyone will go their separate ways.

Kristle request i blog about this particular picture below>>

"Ben in The Middle"

Haha yea my new sitcom,

or 2 girls,1 guy.

Haha yea they are my classmates, Cheryl,pointing at me like I'm a statue on the left and Kristle who is preparing to kill me with the belt on her dress.


Haha okok I'm kidding. Chill


Well will put the interesting pictures up when I'm free tomorrow :)

Apple This Apple That

IPHONE

Yes, it has taken Singapore by storm every since the telecos were involved in the IPhone plan wars. Now almost everyone owns and IPhone.

Don't believe me? Just board the train or bus tomorrow morning and look around. There are bound to be 1 or 2 using it.

Well my family too, both my dad and bro got theirs. Maybe Lucky will have her's too.

Anyway, the Android ain't going down without a fight, the just released a range of toys,

Woo cool ain't it?

Well maybe IPhone will release their own line of toys?

Apple toys?

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Here's a freaking cool and funny video by Dave Chappelle. Man he's one funny comedian on his Dave Chappelle show, but too bad the show is gone.

You can find out more about him and what happened HERE.

Here's the famous Rick James sketch and it's based on a true account by Charlie Murphy, as his Eddie Murphy's bro.

Trust me, it's worth the watch.

*It's a little vulgar so you might wanna turn the volume down*

:)

Singapore Is Gonna Exlpode!!

Yea all, it was so freaking hot today. What's up with the weather?

Man referring to yesterday's post on the Animal Kaiser thingy, I kinda want to try it out... well for research purpose of course.

Kinda cool pitting animals fighting each other. Kinda like a legal animal brawl in your back yard.

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Well I have been going through the American Apple App store and woa... I mean WOA!!

It makes the Singapore App store look like a Mama Shop.

It has so many freaking cool apps, minus the boobies kind but yea, stuff the Singapore App store won't get.

Such as this 'Chuck" app. You know the series Chuck currently showing on AXN?


You can find out more HERE.

Let's just say it has to do with spies and terrorism in a comedic take on it.

What an good way to promote the show if I might add.
I had fun playing around with it>>>>

Yea check me out, I'm an Agent!

Who can that be, a masked woman? Hmmm..

Haha indeed, Rain-man, as the employee of the month

Pretty cool stuff.

There are a lot more apps but I will leave it for next time :)

Featuring Meeeee!!

Check it out!! It's me in the middle

Yea, it's featured in the February issue of Teenage Magazine. Did an interview on the new Acnes roll on product.

Haha and yea before you flame me, I look a little gay with my pose like that but hey you know me, I'm 100% straight. Haha

The 2 guys beside me are my good buddies Mat and Zhao Jie. Man the range of questions they asked us were weird and they ended up only putting the comment I said about the product.

However, the goodie bag they gave us after the interview was freaking awesome, free Acnes product and my favorite treasure, a Lip gloss. Haha freaking life saver for a cracked lips and always remain a 100% kissable...

Ok ..will not talk bout that.

Well what's next? Maybe a spread out on Men's Health?
haha

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Saw this machine the other day when I was at Plaza Singapore >>

Animal Kaiser!!

I saw an article on the Sunday Times bout 2 weeks ago about a family of 4 playing this.

If you ask me, I think that article is crap, more of a marketing gimmick. They should have just bought a Wii and they can have shit load of fun compared to this.

Okok this is how the game works.

The Japanese have a huge fetish of cards huh?

A suggestion, they should let us customize the animals so that we can used our pets.

I can put Lucky to fight against a creature.

Like>>

Lucky

V.S

Hercules Beetle

Who will win?

Like all dogs, Lucky will just eat the beetle. Haha a little Lucky RPG game. Level up and fight other people's pet, kinda like Pokemon in real life minus the gay yellow rat high on drugs with electricity shooting out of it's cheeks.



Ok I feel that i may have gotten a little out of point there but hey, just a suggestion.

You can find out more about this game here.

What I Did Today?

Well the day started late as I snoozed till the afternoon after sending May May to the Airport.

Besides stoning the rest of the day, I pop my new game, The Darksiders into the PS3.


It is indeed a freaking awesome game. Kinda like Devil May Cry but with a much better story and cast. It was so diffcult to get my hands on it, it was sold out in so many other stores.

I guess I spent 10 hours playing it today man. Woo longest I spent sitting down playing for a long time.

I guess it's one of my many ways to kill time and enjoy myself when May May's not around.

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Last week, Lucky was feeling under the weather. Ever since she got back from the groomer. Besides that, she was acting all Emo and all. My assumption? They must have treated her roughly there or did something to made her feel that way.

Mucus were dripping from her nose. Brought her to the vet.

Mount Pleasant Animal Clinic

Well had to register her and all and boy there were a lot of animals there on a Sunday.

Doctor's diagnoses, it isn't flu nor is she sick. The doc just gave her some Vitamin C pills and told her to get some rest.

So after that, May May and I went to do some exploring around the Vet.

Here's something odd,

A siren on top of the vet clinic?

Yea if it sounds, won't the animals inside go nuts?

Or maybe, just maybe, it is used to warn us when the animals all turn into Zombies?

Hm..
Haha

Then we saw this strange poster of food that cleans dog teeth.


First off, I do know of such product , the only problem I have with this poster is the dog.

It looks likes it had crack and bought every toothbrush from the store for no reason what so ever.

Beside those I'm glad that Lucky's alright and she is doing much better now.

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Headed to The Cathay to catch Law Abiding Citizen.

A freaking good movie I must say. Kept me at the edge of my seat and at certain point, I jump off my seat.

There was a certain scene in the movie, I will try to make it spoiler free, when something unexpected happened when a person put the device onto the ear and it exploded.
Everyone in my row jumped, including me.

Man May shouted " Why did we watch this show, we should have watched the Tooth Fairy!" ,right after she jumped from the seat.

It was classic.

Haha well she will kill me when she reads that but she's a few thousand miles away from Singapore. Unless she sent a cruise missile to bomb me..hm..


That's all for now.

Hello All

Hello All, all of you must have though this blog is dead, fret not as I'm back to bring life back to it. :)

First off i do have to apologize for not updating as it has been a hectic week for me , projects, putting baddies in jail ,dealing with assholes and of course spending time with my May May before she returns to her homeland for Chinese New Year.

Woke up in the wee hours of the morning to get to the airport with her and well it was sad to see her walk through the departure gates but hey she will be back soon and I gotta be happy for her, finally able to go back and celebrate CNY with her family after a long time.

Ok with that said, I'm gonna bring this blog back up to speed.


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I did not upload this image first as May May was granted "exclusive" rights to do it first haha. Yes it was during the Top Rated Boxing event. Took this during the intermission.

I did not notice Cordelia's hand in the background until I reviewed the pictures the next day.
Was there something stuck on May May's butt?

I recalled discussing to Cordelia's boyfriend, Gabriel of what if we put our girlfriends, May vs Cordelia, in a mud fight together. It would be the main event and we will be both the organizer and the RingGuys instead of Ring Girls what would the outcome be like.

Imagine both of us holding the card and dancing to the song.. ok..I better reserve that image to myself.

But man we will make money, location , backyard, mud? Everywhere or steal it from the construction sites. Haha hm..it's still in the working stages.


Ok moving onn..

Went to supprot Aqram and his band, Ridge last week at the open air stage at The Esplanade.

This Me with his posterWith my good Buddy Aqram, man we go way back.

With the gang.

Had a great time there man and I'm sure May May did too and credit to her for taking the pictures for us.

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Okok that's is enough for now and I will update more soon :)