What I Did Today?

Well the day started late as I snoozed till the afternoon after sending May May to the Airport.

Besides stoning the rest of the day, I pop my new game, The Darksiders into the PS3.


It is indeed a freaking awesome game. Kinda like Devil May Cry but with a much better story and cast. It was so diffcult to get my hands on it, it was sold out in so many other stores.

I guess I spent 10 hours playing it today man. Woo longest I spent sitting down playing for a long time.

I guess it's one of my many ways to kill time and enjoy myself when May May's not around.

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Last week, Lucky was feeling under the weather. Ever since she got back from the groomer. Besides that, she was acting all Emo and all. My assumption? They must have treated her roughly there or did something to made her feel that way.

Mucus were dripping from her nose. Brought her to the vet.

Mount Pleasant Animal Clinic

Well had to register her and all and boy there were a lot of animals there on a Sunday.

Doctor's diagnoses, it isn't flu nor is she sick. The doc just gave her some Vitamin C pills and told her to get some rest.

So after that, May May and I went to do some exploring around the Vet.

Here's something odd,

A siren on top of the vet clinic?

Yea if it sounds, won't the animals inside go nuts?

Or maybe, just maybe, it is used to warn us when the animals all turn into Zombies?

Hm..
Haha

Then we saw this strange poster of food that cleans dog teeth.


First off, I do know of such product , the only problem I have with this poster is the dog.

It looks likes it had crack and bought every toothbrush from the store for no reason what so ever.

Beside those I'm glad that Lucky's alright and she is doing much better now.

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Headed to The Cathay to catch Law Abiding Citizen.

A freaking good movie I must say. Kept me at the edge of my seat and at certain point, I jump off my seat.

There was a certain scene in the movie, I will try to make it spoiler free, when something unexpected happened when a person put the device onto the ear and it exploded.
Everyone in my row jumped, including me.

Man May shouted " Why did we watch this show, we should have watched the Tooth Fairy!" ,right after she jumped from the seat.

It was classic.

Haha well she will kill me when she reads that but she's a few thousand miles away from Singapore. Unless she sent a cruise missile to bomb me..hm..


That's all for now.

Hello All

Hello All, all of you must have though this blog is dead, fret not as I'm back to bring life back to it. :)

First off i do have to apologize for not updating as it has been a hectic week for me , projects, putting baddies in jail ,dealing with assholes and of course spending time with my May May before she returns to her homeland for Chinese New Year.

Woke up in the wee hours of the morning to get to the airport with her and well it was sad to see her walk through the departure gates but hey she will be back soon and I gotta be happy for her, finally able to go back and celebrate CNY with her family after a long time.

Ok with that said, I'm gonna bring this blog back up to speed.


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I did not upload this image first as May May was granted "exclusive" rights to do it first haha. Yes it was during the Top Rated Boxing event. Took this during the intermission.

I did not notice Cordelia's hand in the background until I reviewed the pictures the next day.
Was there something stuck on May May's butt?

I recalled discussing to Cordelia's boyfriend, Gabriel of what if we put our girlfriends, May vs Cordelia, in a mud fight together. It would be the main event and we will be both the organizer and the RingGuys instead of Ring Girls what would the outcome be like.

Imagine both of us holding the card and dancing to the song.. ok..I better reserve that image to myself.

But man we will make money, location , backyard, mud? Everywhere or steal it from the construction sites. Haha hm..it's still in the working stages.


Ok moving onn..

Went to supprot Aqram and his band, Ridge last week at the open air stage at The Esplanade.

This Me with his posterWith my good Buddy Aqram, man we go way back.

With the gang.

Had a great time there man and I'm sure May May did too and credit to her for taking the pictures for us.

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Okok that's is enough for now and I will update more soon :)

Woa, Wad a Week

First off I do have to apologize for not updating as often as mann, it has been a rough week. I was so busy that time flew so fast and poof!, it's the week end.

Well, I'm sure some of you might have know the NBC incident, Leno and Conan thingy.

It has been reported that Conan's deal of leaving the show has been finalised at the price of $45Million. Man I love his show as much as I love watching The Jay Leno Show. So it boils down who's side you are on. Them formed faction, well you know fanatics, they would rather do this than work.

There is the Leno faction and Conan's , Team Coco.
Pretty regal huh?

Well I have been watching their shows for over 7 years and I don't know who's side to pick.

But indeed, their show's the funnest when they have nothing to lose as they go all out to insult each other and the company.

Well it is indeed a sad day for TV as Conan leaves the show, I will miss him.

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As you might have seen my Tweets, I attended a boxing match, as a spectator at Suntec City over last weekend.

What a name to call themselves huh, Top Rated when it's nothing more than medicore. It's like calling bad movie "Good Movie". Bottom line a hard name to live up to.

Well the reception was not very good. The hall was barely filled as widely exaggerated in the Newspaper that over 600 people turned out. Imagine just 40% of that.


Well May May was working there and I got myself free tickets, so hey why not.

Most of the tickets were given out for free anyway.

When i entered, it felt more like an underground boxing match, like those in a warehouse. Shady, dark and all.

The food and beverage there sucks. I paid 9 bucks for foam beer in a small cup.

Ain't photoshopped or edited, it's for real, I only had 2 small sips and yea it's all foam.

Those working there were a bunch of fucking retards. Can't even pour the beer properly in a small cup. 7 bucks for a lousy ass hot dog.

Bunch of monkeys or should I say, con-workers.

But I think I know why>>

The fight was alright but the Singapore fighter match really sucked. They were just dancing and not punching each other, even though it last 6 rounds, it sucked balls.

At least the Main event was alright, it really saved the whole event.

Non of the fighters can speak proper English, even the Singapore 1. If they had translator, they can't speak too. I guess they found those fighters fighting in villages or something. Haha I'm Kidding.

There's still a long way for Singapore boxing scene and heck Singapore, you should finish building the new stadium first. You should have enough money after raising the fees of everything.

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Long post huh, well to make up for the long absence. :)

Hell of a Day

Well a lot of things happened today but heck this just made my day, in a bad way of course.
* It's a little crude*

Well you know, we guys use the urinal(the stand up kind) in the public toilets which I did use today so I peed into it.

As I stepped away and buckled my pants, to my fucking horror, I saw a long centipede wigging around in the urinal, where my balls were blatantly exposed.


Man I was disgusted and at the same thinking of what if....

it did sting me, so I ask my buddy Mat,who was also in the toilet,

"Would you suck the poison for me if it did sting my balls?"

He just stared at me with that blank look.

What more can I ask for :)

WTH?

Look at the Picture above,

What do you see?

Nice hotel room?

Living room?

Well if you have been reading the papers, you would know what this it,


wait for it


The answer, it's a PRISON CELL in Indonesia.

Yes a land know nothing more that the land of the corrupted. Think a county so poor that they cannot even afford to call themselves a country.

The lady in the picture is a High Profile Prisoners with Mafia links. They bribed the warden and guards for the special treatment. Well who can blame them, the government cannot even afford to pay them.

She even have a personal car, not forgetting a personal driver too, which she had used twice, once to visit the doctor and the other to meet a family member.

She ain't the only one with this special treatment, many other High Profile Prisoners are enjoying this welfare as well.

The government promised a crack down but well it seems corruption got till as far as the higher ranks of the government and so far they are doing nothing as yet.

Well it's the land of the corrupt after all.

Something Useful

Hey all IPhone Users,

Hate the limited ringtones IPhone provides and pissed off as almost everyone has the same lame o IPhone ringtone?

Fret not fellow Bengraphica, Bengraphic-rean , okok Bengraphic reader people.

I have somethign that might help solve that problem >>



Credits to CNET for that :)

Hopes this is useful for you all IPhoners

OH NOOOO!!

Man this is sad, If you have been following the entertainment news, you would know bout this.

They canceled the Jay Leno Show only after 4 months due to low rating.
If you don't know who's Jay Leno, here he is,



Man I watched his show for over 7 years mann and now he has been canceled and he will be moved to a 30 mins show.

Well just when I could watch his show everyday, oh well anyway his show will end in Feb when they show the Winter Olympic Games.

Ow well I hope they will still broadcast his show.

A sad day for TV indeed.

Army of Two 40th Day

Woo man 12 Han 2010 marks the release date of Army of Two:40th day


Yet another awesome game from EA.

I played the first one(this is the sequel if you don't know) and enjoyed it and this one, it's took it a notch up and made it even better.
Man, the things u can do to customize weapons and you can even use a can as a silencers for your weapon.

Well as for the story, it takes place in China, Shanghai to be exact, with the destruction of the city. I have no idea why they picked China for now as I have only started playing the game but they might not be allowed to sell it in China.

Heck they even remove the scene from Transformer 2, the first party of the show when one of the Constructor Bots wreck havoc in China.

So well, maybe revenge for pirating all their games or anything else they copied, who knows.

Haha don't take that seriously, I'm Kidding.

Okok back to the game,

I'm using the co-op feature playing it with my bro online. I have to shout orders from my room so he can hear my commands.

Kinda hilarious sight to see and hear me blaring my head off over cover fire and suppressing fire.

There are times when you have decisions to be made inside the story, the decision you make will either kill and reward you or hurt you later down the road.

To be honest, if you purchased this game and play it alone, I suggest you do not get it as it is more fun playing with someone, rather than an A.I. Well you can search for someone online to play with but hey, playing with someone you know is much better than playing with a stranger hence, stranger danger.

Haha.

The bad part, I can only play if my bro wants to play too, we made an agreement to complete it together so yea, that's the only downside.

Besides that, so far it's an awesome game.

Like the game says,

Fight Together,
Survive Together.

Pizza

Strange isn't it,I have been eating pizza more often then I ever had, I must be regaining mhy taste buds or I'm just too lazy to eat out.

Yea been calling Pizza Hut and Canadian Pizza home delivery

Pizza Hut's sucky line of Spaghetti. Yes Pizza Hut, your pasta line up still suck balls, the one I got were cold and shitty heck I can cook better tasting pasta.

Those viral ads on TV, you must have either paid them or another stun like what Singpost did recently, yea the vandalizing the mailbox sham, their goal, to get people to mail letters and to wipeout email.

Haha well like the Pizza Hut's ads, it ain't working.

Ok enough said bout that let's get back to pizzas.
To my fucking horror, Pizza Hut actually forgot my ordered and took them 2 hours to come and damm if I did not call to inquire, they would have forgotten my order and in return they only gave me a sorry? Fuck' em mann, at least another bottle of Pepsi to be more sincere.

Canadian Pizza have a better deal which is 1 for 1 which in my books, is considered as a good deal and it delivers fast too, less than an hour.

Well you can't really compare though, the dining-in at Pizza Hut ain't too bad either but in terms of delivery, it sucks but anyway at least the food reaches at my door-step.

Well that's my rant of the week.

Jailbreak or not to Jailbreak

Wow sorry for not feeding this blog over the past few days, have been busy fighting crime.

Well I have been wondering whether should I jailbreak my phone or not.

The advantages are endless like more customization and better efficiency of the IPhone. The only disadvantage? There is a small chance that it might brick.

Just check this out >>



Some of the funny things you can do with a jailbreak-ed phone.


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Here's another thing I found and man I enjoyed the 1st Army of TWO game and with the latest Army of TWO: 40th day, this is one of their promo video whereby the 2 mercenaries traded in their weapons to work at Gametop, or a game shop.



Some of the things I would have done to such customers.

NEW YEAR NEW YEAR

Sup all, I hope you all had a good time saying goodbye to 2009.

I sure did,

Yea man, me in the moss pit @ The Float. Well sitting up there on the stands are pretty much for losers, ar i mean people who don't want to have fun. Played with the lightstick till some dripping onto my white loafers.

Bloody shit, now wonder my shoes were glowing green.

This was how close me buddy and I were, so closer would could touch Michelle's boobie ar I mean the mascots.

Yea they had 'Da Mouth' on for the event and well in Chinese they are called, 'Da Jui Ba' or something like that but a group of Malay dudes and gals heard wrongly and shouted 'Cha Sao Bao' as in minced meat bun, haha well I joined in shouted that too.

Hey don't blame me, it was fun.

The local bands there were impressive but sad to say, nobody would listen to them if they sang their originality as people only watching them for their covers.

They opened up the dance floor on the floating platform soon after 2010 arrived and man, if there were a lot of freaking nerds and freaks there. Where all those people come from, i saw a guy there just shaking his head rapidly as if he was on drugs but well he was just being stupid.

After that, we headed to the streets to hunt for taxis.

As we were walking, this tranny or freako, imagine Kumar,our local drag queen, after being punched. That's how that tranny looks like it shouted a me in chinese, she don't like me.
First of all, I wasn't talking about her and heck I wasn't doing any hand signs on her.

What a way to welcome 2010 huh?

My first meal of 2010 you ask?

Dim Sum mann, that was one of the only place opened at that wee hours in the morning.

2010, MORE PARTYING AHEAD~~