Well a lot of things happened today but heck this just made my day, in a bad way of course.
* It's a little crude*
Well you know, we guys use the urinal(the stand up kind) in the public toilets which I did use today so I peed into it.
As I stepped away and buckled my pants, to my fucking horror, I saw a long centipede wigging around in the urinal, where my balls were blatantly exposed.
Man I was disgusted and at the same thinking of what if....
it did sting me, so I ask my buddy Mat,who was also in the toilet,
"Would you suck the poison for me if it did sting my balls?"
He just stared at me with that blank look.
What more can I ask for :)
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