Well a lot of things happened today but heck this just made my day, in a bad way of course.
* It's a little crude*
Well you know, we guys use the urinal(the stand up kind) in the public toilets which I did use today so I peed into it.
As I stepped away and buckled my pants, to my fucking horror, I saw a long centipede wigging around in the urinal, where my balls were blatantly exposed.
Man I was disgusted and at the same thinking of what if....
it did sting me, so I ask my buddy Mat,who was also in the toilet,
"Would you suck the poison for me if it did sting my balls?"
He just stared at me with that blank look.
What more can I ask for :)
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Friday, January 15, 2010
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
The Return of Lucky
Have been a long time since i posted something about Lucky, some thought she have vanished from my life but nope,
She was on her road-trip doing concert gigs around the world. :p
Haha nah, i just needed to compile more pictures of her, ran short of them and realized I was reusing some old images.
As you can see from this picture, my room is going through a Major make over and this is it, what's left of my working table and boxes all around me.
Well like they taught us in the army, we make do with what we have.
As you can see, I'm working closer onto the floor which means Lucky can attack me anytime.
It happens and happens a lot of times. She would bite the pen off my hands and i have to chase after her all around the house, notes will be snatched and all. Yea i could use the table which are higher but where would the fun be.
This is her trying to figure out which phone to use/chew,
"Hm..the IPhone or the Nokia one? Which is more chewy"
And if you are wondering whose legs do they belong too, it's mine and mind you I was wearing pants, short ones.
Just to clear the air.
Caught this image of her while she was mauling her new toy.
Oww ain't she cute
But not when she bites your balls when u are taking a picture of yourself.
I did say I have very thick skin right.
HAHA there you have it, Lucky is back on the Radar and well my balls are fine, thanks for asking.
She was on her road-trip doing concert gigs around the world. :p
Haha nah, i just needed to compile more pictures of her, ran short of them and realized I was reusing some old images.
As you can see from this picture, my room is going through a Major make over and this is it, what's left of my working table and boxes all around me.
Well like they taught us in the army, we make do with what we have.
As you can see, I'm working closer onto the floor which means Lucky can attack me anytime.
It happens and happens a lot of times. She would bite the pen off my hands and i have to chase after her all around the house, notes will be snatched and all. Yea i could use the table which are higher but where would the fun be.
This is her trying to figure out which phone to use/chew,"Hm..the IPhone or the Nokia one? Which is more chewy"
And if you are wondering whose legs do they belong too, it's mine and mind you I was wearing pants, short ones.
Just to clear the air.
Caught this image of her while she was mauling her new toy.
Oww ain't she cute
But not when she bites your balls when u are taking a picture of yourself.I did say I have very thick skin right.
HAHA there you have it, Lucky is back on the Radar and well my balls are fine, thanks for asking.
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