New Blog

Hello one and all.

As you can see this blog is rather dead but fret not, it's not because I have lost interest in writing but rather, I am using a new blog site. I feel that I have outgrown this blog and well time to move on to a different style of writing and content. So redirect your attention to my new blog site! I will leave the link below.

www.shazamxoom.com

I hope to see you there!

Are They All Linked?

Some of you must be wondering;

        'Why did I choose the Washing Machines as the background for my blog?'

Simple, as poetic as it may sound, it somewhat mirrors a person's life at a certain period of time. Before you think I am crazy, read on before you judge me. haha

In this scenario, our lives are represented by the clothes or materials inside the machine.

When washing machine start to operate,  it will first start up nice and easy, just like how we begin anything new in life. Be it a relationship, where everything is all nice and dandy. It's the " I can't let you go" period or be it starting a new job.

After the washing machine have warmed up, it will go all out all, spinning in rapid oscillations.

This is when life gets messy, relationship goes south, fights happen, you cannot stand the sight of your other half. Your life is in the whirlwind and sometimes, shit happened, thoughts like death seems like the only way out comes to mind.

Then the washing machine would calm down after it finishes the oscillations and come to a halt.

If you chose the easy way out, you will be like the torn apart clothes, a useless rug. However, if you choose to man up and face it head on, you will come out clean and smelling like a bed of roses.


In life, it's never a straight road to achieve our dream. No one has it easy. There are bound to face challenges of many kinds and if we ever chose the easy way out, it doesn't say much of a persons' character but if we face it, well the outcome might not be desired, but it will be better than giving up.

So there you have it, why I chose washing machines and no, I'm not a washing machine fanatic of sort.



On that note I will leave you with this quote I stumbled upon on the walls of a coffee shop, no shit!

'The error of the past is the wisdom and success of the future.'

           -Dale Turner

The Qu'osby Show

I am sure most of you have seen the mayhem happening in the middle east over the past weeks.

The "Jasmine Revolution" that is taking the middle east and many other nations by storm. Fot those who don't know what the F ! I am talking about, catch up on the news via Yahoo or pick up the papers and read.

Ok my point being, most of us have the stereotype of how middle eastern muslim are, such as this



or this

Well the list goes on..

Ok so , what are the ways to eliminate stereotypes? Here's a fact,

did you know that The Cosby Show was created to eliminate the stereotype the people had of African-Americans?

And it worked.

Here something to jog your memory




I am sure you see where I am going with this!

Why not make a Muslim version of the Cosby Show, just like what they The Daily Show ..tried to do

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Exclusive - The Qu'osby Show - The Pilot
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor & Satire Blog The Daily Show on Facebook

Well a little crude but it might work!...Maybe..or there will be another riot of sort after this.

Well that's my 2 cents, if they can do that for The Cosby Show, why not The Qu'osby Show?

It might work right?

*If course The Qu'osby Show is fake, it's part of a sketch they made on The Daily Show and they ain't no racist of sort but rather if they fine tune the show, if they ever want to try such methods, it might work.
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Back To Life

Well hello one and all!!

How have you all been? Yea I'm still alive and kicking and those of you who thought I was dead since the last post, think again!

Well indeed a lot have happened since my last post,

1. Warren the Ape(scroll down) got cancelled by MTV.
2. Singapore went through a number of floods even though we boast that our infrastructure is world's best
3. China still put lead based product into their diary products and toys(*cough*reducing population*cough*)
4. We no longer have to pay for "Television Tax" which is good! Have you seen the crap they have been showing/throwing/dumping on Channel 5 !? (Point of Entry, need we say more?)
5. ...the list goes on

So my point, yea I am back to blog about stuff you might not care but rather you are here to read about Lucky's latest adventure. 

Well here's a brief update; 

Lucky smoke crack with me, she got so high, she bit my balls off. Haha..

Okok, the bit my balls off part was made up..anyway do check in from time to time for whatever I might post or reveal to you all and no, you won't find "EMO" stuff in here, I will leave that the the raging hormonal kids.

Till next time!
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Warren the Ape

You guy and gals should really check this show out!!!!

Here's a brief summary of the show:

"Warren The Ape is an MTV reality show parody which premiered on June 14, 2010 at 10:30 p.m. The series is a spin-off of the IFC and FOX show Greg the Bunny, and follows the titular character's life as he tries to get his life back together following the cancellation of Greg the Bunny.


Warren has paid more attention to drugs, booze, and women than his career, which has degenerated into a series of seedy exploitation films, obscure industrials, low-rent theater productions, and a regrettable string of skin flicks. With the help of his addiction specialist, Dr. Drew Pinsky, Warren tries (and often fails) to clean up his act, patch up his relationships, and claw his way back into the Hollywood limelight."

credits:Wikipedia(what would you do without them)

Funny show although crude at times. Yea he's a puppet but that's not the point. Do watch it, great stuff.

A Preview

Warren the Ape - MTV Shows

You can catch the full episode HERE

Enjoy!

Job?

Well hello there once again planet earth ..or just the 5 people viewing/glancing/laughing at my blog.

There comes a time when you gotta ask yourself, man how do I make a quick buck and not get caught.

Yea you heard me, the story of "Get Rich or Die Trying" attitude. If only saying robbing a bank was as easy but here in Singapore, where can you hide? This tiny red dot is filled with cameras ( that includes the peeping toms).

When you are strap for cash, you would do anything to make some money. Even situation like this could drive me to do this:

"We need 3 people to assist in over-throwing the government, we will pay you well"

I'll say:
"Where do I sign up?"

Haha this is what happens when you have too much free time, no job yet and well with an over imaginative device inside your skull called a brain.

It either this or throwing motorvol cocktails at children playing at the playground.
You know, the cloth stuck into the bottle of petrol and when lighted up, a super flammable explosive?

Right, I'm just that crazy.

Testing Testing

Well hello there planet Earth :)

Has been a while since I have blogged bout anything and I think it's bout time to crank the engine and to get this party started again.

Wow, my last post were 4 months ago, man tough times. Whole lot of crap happened during the past 4 months, highs and lows, well mostly low but what can you expect anyway and after whatever that happened, something would always feel lighter be it the weight on your shoulders, burdern you put onto somebody or most commonly, your wallet.


Ok enough of my introduction and brief(very) summary over the past 4 months. Check back from time to time to see what nonsense I might post and if this blog is inactive again, maybe the cops(China) caught up to me for all the crap I have been publishing.

Video Games vs Humans!!

Check this freaking cool video out!!


PIXELS by PATRICK JEAN.
Uploaded by onemoreprod. - Arts and animation videos.

Man kinda scary if it really happens. What do we destroy those with?

AVP!?

Sup all!

Days have indeed been getting warmer and warmer. Singapore will pretty much become a desert soon. So like always, I would hide in the undergrounds of ION for the coolness and not suffocate out there in the wasteland.

Haha ok enough of that,


I guess most of you know who or what Winnie the Pooh is.  To sum it up , A dumbass brainless bear who just wants honey and talks so slow like a fucking retard.
Well if you played the game Kingdom Hearts, you would know what I meant and you wished the game developers gave you the option to whack Pooh.

But that's not the point today, I came across this new version of Pooh from Kotaku, which I though was rather interesting,

Yup, AVP, as in Alien Vs Pooh.
What are the odds of that happening.
You can read the entire story here.

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Good Friday!

A Happy Good Friday to you all!! Some of you might be busy out thre now trying to find "special" eggs..laid by rabbits.

Yea so what came first, the RABBIT or the EGG? :P

Of course I do know that rabbits don't lay eggs, they pop up from ground like the Bugs Bunny cartoons. Haha

But anyway, Happy Easter to all.

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I'm sure some of you have heard of Causal Fridays.

Yes, it's a say where by people in the office have the license to dress like crap for work.

Quite Frankly, some people would pretty much abused it so much that they won't mind dressing up with crappy combination of clothes and dressing that don't makes sense.

Where have the basics of casual dressing gone?

Don't they even have a freaking mirror at home?

Oh well, just my rants on the ideology of dressing up.


Anyway here a video from "How I Met Your Mother" , something related to dressing from non other than Barney Stinson himself.



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Check This Out!!

Hey all!!

Well check this video out, I'm sure at least some of you know who John Steward is?
Well if not then well just watch the video. He's one funny SOB. The video is a little long but hey .. trust my taste.. it's funny...yea of course when you understand the joke if not, too bad :P

The shows makes fun of the weird political system in the U.S and how certain networks over in the U.S spread nonsense on TV.

Enjoy:)

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Conservative Libertarian
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Health Care Reform

Whad Up! Whad Up!

Sup all!!


Have been a while since I injected new material to the blog.Well you can say I was busy stealing office supplies and drinking their coffee.

Well fret not, I have edited the layout of the blog with the new customizable features by Blogger and let me say, it is one damm fantastic feature. Finally Blogger does something rather than seating on their hand or playing Solitaire.

Well give it a shot follow Bloggers.

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Check this out fellow IPhone-ers, IPhone-people, IPhone-rians, whatever you call yourself now.

The Safari browser pretty much sucked and takes a long time to load, even the simplest of webpages. We can't use other programmes unless you jailbreak it but fret not Opera Browser is here to help. Check this video out and be amaze>>



Neat ain't it. However, Apple might not approve it in their app store. They just submitted it for approval and awaiting their approval,Fingers crossed.

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My previous post on the 17 March 2010, I wrote the article on the bringing the Call of Duty:Modern Warfare 2 to life and getting a real Special Operations Soldier to run the course.

They did, they got a real British SAS Soldier to run the course.

To make it interesting, they have decided to pit Gamer v.s Professional.

Of course the soldier will run the course while the gamer will "run" the course in the game. Not the fairest of competition.


*Spoliers
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The soldier deserve the title as the game no matter how real it is, there always a reason why it is called a game.

BUTTT,like they say,it does make good TV.

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That's all for now :)

Sup All

Hello all,

I'm keeping my promise to bring this blog back to life and I'm feeding it with some happy juice...and no, not that kind of juice if you know what I mean.

So I have been surfing the net during the day and found a couple of videos that I want to share with you all and as much as I would like to share those kind of videos with you all, sadly I can't but i can share these with you all.

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Alright I'm sure some of you have parents using Facebook and at times, it limits your freedom to post things online. Well this video pretty much sums it all up.




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This well is about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Yea I was crazy over them when I was younger but I always notice that they never put their weapons to good use so here's I think a more realistic side I guess >>

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

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That's all for now :)

Bringin' Back to Life

Sup everyone!!

Yea sorry for being away for such a long time, was busy fighting some Terrorisers in Afghanistan.

Man indeed, it has been a hectic week and well me being not able to update has somewhat made my blog a little stale and viewership dropping but nevertheless, I am freaking gonna revive it, with "useful" contents.

Had loads of fun enjoying ladies night at Zouk last Wednesday and wow the ratio of guys to gals, 5 to 1.

Weener fest with all the guys hunting for any fresh meat.

It was fun expect for the over priced drinks there which was kinda screwed up, not as if the booze came for the heavens or staffs trained by World Class Bartenders.

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Check this pictures out,

No, it's not a new SAF training ground... look closely, so unless you play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, you would have seen this before.

It's the training ground you play in the game which has been recreated by a team Britain's FiveFWD gadget show.


They must have been some bored people to have created this.

Well their next task is to get a real Special Forces soldier to run the course.

I don't know whether to classify it as interesting news or people with too much time at hand.

You can read the whole article here.

Credits Kotaku
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PETER CHOW, I'm sure it is a household name to some but alien to others.

He is one crazy Asian dude going rampage on YouTube with his crazy videos and well for those who don't know who he is, check out the volume




It's so true, you don't have to head to a Chinese restaurant to witness this but just under your block's coffee shop,eat like barbarains and this is another funny video >>



Haha, funny shit

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OK signing off now :)

Get' Sum!!

Man sorry for the slow updates all,

have been freaking hectic over the past few days and no the title ain't wrong, it was supposed to be Get SOME but when you say it fast, it should sound like the title.

Ahem..as I was saying>>

Besides stealing office supplies and drinking their coffee which btw they don't provide, we have to go out and do surveys.

Yea the very people everyone hates on Orchard road, AMK hub tunnel and many other places.

Surveyors have the ultimate power to create a clear path on the street. Kinda like how Moses from the Ten Commandments split the Red Sea apart. Haha

Regardless of who your are, you will avoid them and well I'm one of those that hates them.

Talk bout karma, now I'm in their shoes but hey I did worst off job in the army too but hey this is worst to an extent,I can conclude that most heartland Singaporeans are a freaking closed minded bunch of monkeys!

I got some funny reasons like, " I am not allowed to do surveys."

DO THAT LAW EXIST!?

IF there's one, you should wear a tag or a collar to prevent people from approaching you.

If so they should have the " I am not allowed to breathe." law. Bloody monkey!

Well since the government is pretty much "Fine-ing" almost everything in Singapore, from eating on the train to no pushing your bike across the road, maybe one day you will be fined just for being a Singaporean? Yea since we have to "Fine" to get people to do the right thing.

But who knows, maybe 20 years down the road, such culture will not exist and heck people who speak Singlish would be locked up and shipped to Malaysia.( We sent Phua Chu Kang to Malaysia and they pretty much killed the franchise there and poured salt over the soil.)

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You can feel the angst huh? Haha

Salute

Woo what a week it has been!!

Freaking busy with the internship and all.

What's my role as an intern there?

Stealing stationary and drinking the company's coffee...

Haha of course not, well basically I working in a team of 5 consisting of pretty brilliant people, me included, whaha, to solve a problem and help solve the company's problem.

Pretty big stuff ain't it?

Busy busy busy

At least when I get home, Lucky would be so happy to see me and well, I would be spending 30 minutes playing fetch with her. Yea, she must have entered some cheat codes for her unlimited stamina and energy.

O well of course I ain't complaining, haha I'm having fun too :)

Sugar

Sup all,

As I'm typing this post, some idiot around my area is lighting up his or her illegal fireworks into the night sky now, yea woo.

Seriousily, don't they have a better place to play with it, like at East Coast Park or just join the army to blow things up,legally?

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I have not blogged bout Lucky in a while so here goes,

Before that, here's Lucky if you have no idea who I'm talking about.

Oww,how lovely..ahem..back to topic,

OK!! look at this picture >>>>

An innocent o' Sugar Cane however, to Lucky, it's is known to her as the "Sugar-Cane Man"!!

The Sugar Cane was used by my mom for some reason in the house and was placed at the balcony, and when Lucky saw it, it freaking scared the ..ar I would say pants but dogs don't wear any ... scared the fur out of herself.

She kept barking for hours and everytime she walks by it. I conclude that from it's point of view, it looks like a guy with frizzy hair, my presumption of course.

Therefore, I dubbed it, "Sugar-Cane Man"!!

Well better to be safe than sorry huh Lucky?

Well even today, she dares not go into the balcony without having running back into the house as if a dog catcher was coming after her.

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Haha well everyone has their fears, boogieman,creatures under the bed, clowns,your suicide bomber friends and the list goes on.

:)

Sign, Seal, Delivered

Hello world, sorry for not updating for ages, had been a hectic week indeed.

Had a very business presentation to a big corporation people and I must say, my partner in crime pulled it off with our suits and ties.We pitched and sold out ideas. Whaaha

We made the other rag tag so called "Marketing Group Elite" shit their pants.

They were not only bad but freaking unprofessional. They weren't too pleased with us as well though as we were outsiders who have out-beaten them in every aspect, presentation, content, design and delivery.

It felt like we entered a rag tag village and introduce them to the invention of electricity.

Haha suck on it you wannabes!!

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OK here are some of the more interesting apps I found at the Itunes store for the IPhone or ITouch.

This is called the "Push-Up Dojo"

As you can see, as shown in the picture, you place your IPhone or ITouch in front of you. Get into the push up position and like the say in the army, "KNOCK IT DOWN".

You would then use your nose to tap the screen with every succession push up.

Of course there are other materials you can "break"

Haha well this app cost US99cents which is about S$1.40. Would you pay for such an app just to do push up?
How lazy can you be?

OKOK here's another one, it's an app that "Motivates" you to do sit ups with a twist.

It's called the ..wait for it...i-fukkin. Wow you gotta wonder what goes through a Japanese app developer's mind.. porn, porn...and more porn.


Well it looks normal enough but then...
It uses this Japanese cheer leader to cheer you on to do more sit ups.

Ain't it most guy's dream?

Well hats off to the Japanese developers for these 2 apps bout costing US$0.99 each(S$1.40) and they are avaliable at the Singapore ITunes store.
If you are really look for a motivation to exercise, then these might help but other than that.. get a freaking back bone or life and just get a better motivation.

Trust me, there are a lot more weird apps in the ITunes market but these are the 2 more interesting ones.

Ka-Blam!!

Yea all, sorry for not updating over the past few days, have been uber busy with lots of stuff and no I was not robbing a bank or selling drugs.

Have been watching How I Met Your Mother(Season 5) over the past few days when I had some free time and man it's freaking funny.

It gets funnier every season and man I really want to know who's the "Mother". So far Ted has only seen her feet. Yea her feet. Well it would be many seasons later before we will find out who.

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See this>>



Then this,


Yea the "artwork" above was done by my friend Kristle. Well you gotta say, she sees things from a different "light" as most people do. Haha she's "Rain man" special I guess.

Haha I'm kidding, but what can I say, she must have steady hands to have drew that with her mouse, if you know what I mean. Anyway, I thought she drew a snowman when I first saw it. Must be the white spaces that fooled me I guess.

Hm, "my Incredi-Senses are tingling"
I gotta feeling that she's gonna spam my msn tonight with lots of "OMG" or kill me tomorrow.

Hm..

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Had a great time with my army buddies over the weekend at Marche before chilling at Keppel Island, yes an island only purpose is to park yacht and nothing else or so we think.

Well I must say, Marche food is still as pricey as ever since the last time I went back there. It isn't always value for money as some of the stuff are not as great but well you pay for the ambiance.

Oh yea and an unwanted person tagged along for the trip, yea the most hated and irritating guy ever and did i forget the most down right disgusting person in the unit. It was a mistake for my friend to have invited him but what they hey , got a couple of good laughs irritating him.

But I would rather not talk bout that.

On the same day, we bought lots of stuff and at least I got my blazer and tie from Zara for my upcoming important presentation and photoshoot.

Mann they were not cheap but hey, when you look good you feel good, ain't it and that's priceless
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Here's some pictures of me wearing it. Needed those shot for the project and it did turn out well, credits to Raveen for taking the countless shots today,

Me preparing for the shot, yea sort of "The Making"

As you can see, it was a pretty hot afternoon

"MEeee"

Oh well if we can sell the idea, my picture might appear somewhere and Raveen's designs would too but hey, it was fun.

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That sums it up for now.