Welcome to The Mind of Incredi-Ben

Are They All Linked?

2011-03-21T23:10:00.000+08:00

Some of you must be wondering;

'Why did I choose the Washing Machines as the background for my blog?'

Simple, as poetic as it may sound, it somewhat mirrors a person's life at a certain period of time. Before you think I am crazy, read on before you judge me. haha

In this scenario, our lives are represented by the clothes or materials inside the machine.

When washing machine start to operate, it will first start up nice and easy, just like how we begin anything new in life. Be it a relationship, where everything is all nice and dandy. It's the " I can't let you go" period or be it starting a new job.

After the washing machine have warmed up, it will go all out all, spinning in rapid oscillations.

This is when life gets messy, relationship goes south, fights happen, you cannot stand the sight of your other half. Your life is in the whirlwind and sometimes, shit happened, thoughts like death seems like the only way out comes to mind.

Then the washing machine would calm down after it finishes the oscillations and come to a halt.

If you chose the easy way out, you will be like the torn apart clothes, a useless rug. However, if you choose to man up and face it head on, you will come out clean and smelling like a bed of roses.

In life, it's never a straight road to achieve our dream. No one has it easy. There are bound to face challenges of many kinds and if we ever chose the easy way out, it doesn't say much of a persons' character but if we face it, well the outcome might not be desired, but it will be better than giving up.

So there you have it, why I chose washing machines and no, I'm not a washing machine fanatic of sort.

On that note I will leave you with this quote I stumbled upon on the walls of a coffee shop, no shit!

'The error of the past is the wisdom and success of the future.'

-Dale Turner

The Qu'osby Show

2011-02-20T21:12:00.002+08:00

I am sure most of you have seen the mayhem happening in the middle east over the past weeks.

The "Jasmine Revolution" that is taking the middle east and many other nations by storm. Fot those who don't know what the F ! I am talking about, catch up on the news via Yahoo or pick up the papers and read.

Ok my point being, most of us have the stereotype of how middle eastern muslim are, such as this

or this

Well the list goes on..

Ok so , what are the ways to eliminate stereotypes? Here's a fact,

did you know that The Cosby Show was created to eliminate the stereotype the people had of African-Americans?

And it worked.

Here something to jog your memory

I am sure you see where I am going with this!

Why not make a Muslim version of the Cosby Show, just like what they The Daily Show ..tried to do

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart

Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c

Exclusive - The Qu'osby Show - The Pilot

www.thedailyshow.com

Daily Show Full Episodes

Political Humor & Satire Blog

The Daily Show on Facebook

Well a little crude but it might work!...Maybe..or there will be another riot of sort after this.

Well that's my 2 cents, if they can do that for The Cosby Show, why not The Qu'osby Show?

It might work right?

*If course The Qu'osby Show is fake, it's part of a sketch they made on The Daily Show and they ain't no racist of sort but rather if they fine tune the show, if they ever want to try such methods, it might work.
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Back To Life

2011-02-20T00:59:00.002+08:00

Well hello one and all!!

How have you all been? Yea I'm still alive and kicking and those of you who thought I was dead since the last post, think again!

Well indeed a lot have happened since my last post,

Warren the Ape(scroll down) got cancelled by MTV.
Singapore went through a number of floods even though we boast that our infrastructure is world's best
China still put lead based product into their diary products and toys(*cough*reducing population*cough*)
We no longer have to pay for "Television Tax" which is good! Have you seen the crap they have been showing/throwing/dumping on Channel 5 !? (Point of Entry, need we say more?)
...the list goes on

So my point, yea I am back to blog about stuff you might not care but rather you are here to read about Lucky's latest adventure.

Well here's a brief update;

Lucky smoke crack with me, she got so high, she bit my balls off. Haha..

Okok, the bit my balls off part was made up..anyway do check in from time to time for whatever I might post or reveal to you all and no, you won't find "EMO" stuff in here, I will leave that the the raging hormonal kids.

Till next time!
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testing

2011-02-09T01:03:00.002+08:00

this is a test

Warren the Ape

2010-08-19T09:46:00.001+08:00

You guy and gals should really check this show out!!!!

Here's a brief summary of the show:

"Warren The Ape is an MTV reality show parody which premiered on June 14, 2010 at 10:30 p.m. The series is a spin-off of the IFC and FOX show Greg the Bunny, and follows the titular character's life as he tries to get his life back together following the cancellation of Greg the Bunny.

Warren has paid more attention to drugs, booze, and women than his career, which has degenerated into a series of seedy exploitation films, obscure industrials, low-rent theater productions, and a regrettable string of skin flicks. With the help of his addiction specialist, Dr. Drew Pinsky, Warren tries (and often fails) to clean up his act, patch up his relationships, and claw his way back into the Hollywood limelight."

credits:Wikipedia(what would you do without them)

Funny show although crude at times. Yea he's a puppet but that's not the point. Do watch it, great stuff.

A Preview

Warren the Ape - MTV Shows

You can catch the full episode HERE

Enjoy!

Job?

2010-08-18T23:54:00.000+08:00

Well hello there once again planet earth ..or just the 5 people viewing/glancing/laughing at my blog.

There comes a time when you gotta ask yourself, man how do I make a quick buck and not get caught.

Yea you heard me, the story of "Get Rich or Die Trying" attitude. If only saying robbing a bank was as easy but here in Singapore, where can you hide? This tiny red dot is filled with cameras ( that includes the peeping toms).

When you are strap for cash, you would do anything to make some money. Even situation like this could drive me to do this:

"We need 3 people to assist in over-throwing the government, we will pay you well"

I'll say:
"Where do I sign up?"

Haha this is what happens when you have too much free time, no job yet and well with an over imaginative device inside your skull called a brain.

It either this or throwing motorvol cocktails at children playing at the playground.
You know, the cloth stuck into the bottle of petrol and when lighted up, a super flammable explosive?

Right, I'm just that crazy.

Testing Testing

2010-08-17T23:42:00.000+08:00

Well hello there planet Earth :)

Has been a while since I have blogged bout anything and I think it's bout time to crank the engine and to get this party started again.

Wow, my last post were 4 months ago, man tough times. Whole lot of crap happened during the past 4 months, highs and lows, well mostly low but what can you expect anyway and after whatever that happened, something would always feel lighter be it the weight on your shoulders, burdern you put onto somebody or most commonly, your wallet.

Ok enough of my introduction and brief(very) summary over the past 4 months. Check back from time to time to see what nonsense I might post and if this blog is inactive again, maybe the cops(China) caught up to me for all the crap I have been publishing.

Video Games vs Humans!!

2010-04-08T18:34:00.000+08:00

Check this freaking cool video out!!

PIXELS by PATRICK JEAN.
Uploaded by onemoreprod. - Arts and animation videos.

Man kinda scary if it really happens. What do we destroy those with?

AVP!?

2010-04-08T17:58:00.001+08:00

Sup all!

Days have indeed been getting warmer and warmer. Singapore will pretty much become a desert soon. So like always, I would hide in the undergrounds of ION for the coolness and not suffocate out there in the wasteland.

Haha ok enough of that,

I guess most of you know who or what Winnie the Pooh is. To sum it up , A dumbass brainless bear who just wants honey and talks so slow like a fucking retard.
Well if you played the game Kingdom Hearts, you would know what I meant and you wished the game developers gave you the option to whack Pooh.

But that's not the point today, I came across this new version of Pooh from Kotaku, which I though was rather interesting,

Yup, AVP, as in Alien Vs Pooh.
What are the odds of that happening.
You can read the entire story here.

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Good Friday!

2010-04-02T10:20:00.000+08:00

A Happy Good Friday to you all!! Some of you might be busy out thre now trying to find "special" eggs..laid by rabbits.

Yea so what came first, the RABBIT or the EGG? :P

Of course I do know that rabbits don't lay eggs, they pop up from ground like the Bugs Bunny cartoons. Haha

But anyway, Happy Easter to all.

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I'm sure some of you have heard of Causal Fridays.

Yes, it's a say where by people in the office have the license to dress like crap for work.

Quite Frankly, some people would pretty much abused it so much that they won't mind dressing up with crappy combination of clothes and dressing that don't makes sense.

Where have the basics of casual dressing gone?

Don't they even have a freaking mirror at home?

Oh well, just my rants on the ideology of dressing up.

Anyway here a video from "How I Met Your Mother" , something related to dressing from non other than Barney Stinson himself.

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Check This Out!!

2010-03-29T22:37:00.000+08:00

Hey all!!

Well check this video out, I'm sure at least some of you know who John Steward is?
Well if not then well just watch the video. He's one funny SOB. The video is a little long but hey .. trust my taste.. it's funny...yea of course when you understand the joke if not, too bad :P

The shows makes fun of the weird political system in the U.S and how certain networks over in the U.S spread nonsense on TV.

Enjoy:)

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart

Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c

Conservative Libertarian

www.thedailyshow.com

Daily Show Full Episodes

Political Humor

Health Care Reform

Whad Up! Whad Up!

2010-03-27T23:21:00.003+08:00

Sup all!!

Have been a while since I injected new material to the blog.Well you can say I was busy stealing office supplies and drinking their coffee.

Well fret not, I have edited the layout of the blog with the new customizable features by Blogger and let me say, it is one damm fantastic feature. Finally Blogger does something rather than seating on their hand or playing Solitaire.

Well give it a shot follow Bloggers.

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Check this out fellow IPhone-ers, IPhone-people, IPhone-rians, whatever you call yourself now.

The Safari browser pretty much sucked and takes a long time to load, even the simplest of webpages. We can't use other programmes unless you jailbreak it but fret not Opera Browser is here to help. Check this video out and be amaze>>

Neat ain't it. However, Apple might not approve it in their app store. They just submitted it for approval and awaiting their approval,Fingers crossed.

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My previous post on the 17 March 2010, I wrote the article on the bringing the Call of Duty:Modern Warfare 2 to life and getting a real Special Operations Soldier to run the course.

They did, they got a real British SAS Soldier to run the course.

To make it interesting, they have decided to pit Gamer v.s Professional.

Of course the soldier will run the course while the gamer will "run" the course in the game. Not the fairest of competition.

*Spoliers
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The soldier deserve the title as the game no matter how real it is, there always a reason why it is called a game.

BUTTT,like they say,it does make good TV.

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That's all for now :)

Sup All

2010-03-18T21:42:00.003+08:00

Hello all,

I'm keeping my promise to bring this blog back to life and I'm feeding it with some happy juice...and no, not that kind of juice if you know what I mean.

So I have been surfing the net during the day and found a couple of videos that I want to share with you all and as much as I would like to share those kind of videos with you all, sadly I can't but i can share these with you all.

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Alright I'm sure some of you have parents using Facebook and at times, it limits your freedom to post things online. Well this video pretty much sums it all up.

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This well is about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Yea I was crazy over them when I was younger but I always notice that they never put their weapons to good use so here's I think a more realistic side I guess >>

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

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That's all for now :)

Bringin' Back to Life

2010-03-17T21:11:00.005+08:00

Sup everyone!!

Yea sorry for being away for such a long time, was busy fighting some Terrorisers in Afghanistan.

Man indeed, it has been a hectic week and well me being not able to update has somewhat made my blog a little stale and viewership dropping but nevertheless, I am freaking gonna revive it, with "useful" contents.

Had loads of fun enjoying ladies night at Zouk last Wednesday and wow the ratio of guys to gals, 5 to 1.

Weener fest with all the guys hunting for any fresh meat.

It was fun expect for the over priced drinks there which was kinda screwed up, not as if the booze came for the heavens or staffs trained by World Class Bartenders.

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Check this pictures out,

No, it's not a new SAF training ground... look closely, so unless you play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, you would have seen this before.

It's the training ground you play in the game which has been recreated by a team Britain's FiveFWD gadget show.

They must have been some bored people to have created this.

Well their next task is to get a real Special Forces soldier to run the course.

I don't know whether to classify it as interesting news or people with too much time at hand.

You can read the whole article here.

Credits Kotaku
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PETER CHOW, I'm sure it is a household name to some but alien to others.

He is one crazy Asian dude going rampage on YouTube with his crazy videos and well for those who don't know who he is, check out the volume

It's so true, you don't have to head to a Chinese restaurant to witness this but just under your block's coffee shop,eat like barbarains and this is another funny video >>

Haha, funny shit

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OK signing off now :)

Get' Sum!!

2010-03-09T23:14:00.004+08:00

Man sorry for the slow updates all,

have been freaking hectic over the past few days and no the title ain't wrong, it was supposed to be Get SOME but when you say it fast, it should sound like the title.

Ahem..as I was saying>>

Besides stealing office supplies and drinking their coffee which btw they don't provide, we have to go out and do surveys.

Yea the very people everyone hates on Orchard road, AMK hub tunnel and many other places.

Surveyors have the ultimate power to create a clear path on the street. Kinda like how Moses from the Ten Commandments split the Red Sea apart. Haha

Regardless of who your are, you will avoid them and well I'm one of those that hates them.

Talk bout karma, now I'm in their shoes but hey I did worst off job in the army too but hey this is worst to an extent,I can conclude that most heartland Singaporeans are a freaking closed minded bunch of monkeys!

I got some funny reasons like, " I am not allowed to do surveys."

DO THAT LAW EXIST!?

IF there's one, you should wear a tag or a collar to prevent people from approaching you.

If so they should have the " I am not allowed to breathe." law. Bloody monkey!

Well since the government is pretty much "Fine-ing" almost everything in Singapore, from eating on the train to no pushing your bike across the road, maybe one day you will be fined just for being a Singaporean? Yea since we have to "Fine" to get people to do the right thing.

But who knows, maybe 20 years down the road, such culture will not exist and heck people who speak Singlish would be locked up and shipped to Malaysia.( We sent Phua Chu Kang to Malaysia and they pretty much killed the franchise there and poured salt over the soil.)

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You can feel the angst huh? Haha

Salute

2010-03-04T22:07:00.003+08:00

Woo what a week it has been!!

Freaking busy with the internship and all.

What's my role as an intern there?

Stealing stationary and drinking the company's coffee...

Haha of course not, well basically I working in a team of 5 consisting of pretty brilliant people, me included, whaha, to solve a problem and help solve the company's problem.

Pretty big stuff ain't it?

Busy busy busy

At least when I get home, Lucky would be so happy to see me and well, I would be spending 30 minutes playing fetch with her. Yea, she must have entered some cheat codes for her unlimited stamina and energy.

O well of course I ain't complaining, haha I'm having fun too :)

Sugar

2010-02-28T23:06:00.006+08:00

Sup all,

As I'm typing this post, some idiot around my area is lighting up his or her illegal fireworks into the night sky now, yea woo.

Seriousily, don't they have a better place to play with it, like at East Coast Park or just join the army to blow things up,legally?

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I have not blogged bout Lucky in a while so here goes,

Before that, here's Lucky if you have no idea who I'm talking about.

Oww,how lovely..ahem..back to topic,

OK!! look at this picture >>>>

An innocent o' Sugar Cane however, to Lucky, it's is known to her as the "Sugar-Cane Man"!!

The Sugar Cane was used by my mom for some reason in the house and was placed at the balcony, and when Lucky saw it, it freaking scared the ..ar I would say pants but dogs don't wear any ... scared the fur out of herself.

She kept barking for hours and everytime she walks by it. I conclude that from it's point of view, it looks like a guy with frizzy hair, my presumption of course.

Therefore, I dubbed it, "Sugar-Cane Man"!!

Well better to be safe than sorry huh Lucky?

Well even today, she dares not go into the balcony without having running back into the house as if a dog catcher was coming after her.

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Haha well everyone has their fears, boogieman,creatures under the bed, clowns,your suicide bomber friends and the list goes on.

:)

Sign, Seal, Delivered

2010-02-25T23:29:00.010+08:00

Hello world, sorry for not updating for ages, had been a hectic week indeed.

Had a very business presentation to a big corporation people and I must say, my partner in crime pulled it off with our suits and ties.We pitched and sold out ideas. Whaaha

We made the other rag tag so called "Marketing Group Elite" shit their pants.

They were not only bad but freaking unprofessional. They weren't too pleased with us as well though as we were outsiders who have out-beaten them in every aspect, presentation, content, design and delivery.

It felt like we entered a rag tag village and introduce them to the invention of electricity.

Haha suck on it you wannabes!!

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OK here are some of the more interesting apps I found at the Itunes store for the IPhone or ITouch.

This is called the "Push-Up Dojo"

As you can see, as shown in the picture, you place your IPhone or ITouch in front of you. Get into the push up position and like the say in the army, "KNOCK IT DOWN".

You would then use your nose to tap the screen with every succession push up.

Of course there are other materials you can "break"

Haha well this app cost US99cents which is about S$1.40. Would you pay for such an app just to do push up?
How lazy can you be?

OKOK here's another one, it's an app that "Motivates" you to do sit ups with a twist.

It's called the ..wait for it...i-fukkin. Wow you gotta wonder what goes through a Japanese app developer's mind.. porn, porn...and more porn.

Well it looks normal enough but then...
It uses this Japanese cheer leader to cheer you on to do more sit ups.

Ain't it most guy's dream?

Well hats off to the Japanese developers for these 2 apps bout costing US$0.99 each(S$1.40) and they are avaliable at the Singapore ITunes store.
If you are really look for a motivation to exercise, then these might help but other than that.. get a freaking back bone or life and just get a better motivation.

Trust me, there are a lot more weird apps in the ITunes market but these are the 2 more interesting ones.

Ka-Blam!!

2010-02-22T19:23:00.007+08:00

Yea all, sorry for not updating over the past few days, have been uber busy with lots of stuff and no I was not robbing a bank or selling drugs.

Have been watching How I Met Your Mother(Season 5) over the past few days when I had some free time and man it's freaking funny.

It gets funnier every season and man I really want to know who's the "Mother". So far Ted has only seen her feet. Yea her feet. Well it would be many seasons later before we will find out who.

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See this>>

Then this,

Yea the "artwork" above was done by my friend Kristle. Well you gotta say, she sees things from a different "light" as most people do. Haha she's "Rain man" special I guess.

Haha I'm kidding, but what can I say, she must have steady hands to have drew that with her mouse, if you know what I mean. Anyway, I thought she drew a snowman when I first saw it. Must be the white spaces that fooled me I guess.

Hm, "my Incredi-Senses are tingling"
I gotta feeling that she's gonna spam my msn tonight with lots of "OMG" or kill me tomorrow.

Hm..

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Had a great time with my army buddies over the weekend at Marche before chilling at Keppel Island, yes an island only purpose is to park yacht and nothing else or so we think.

Well I must say, Marche food is still as pricey as ever since the last time I went back there. It isn't always value for money as some of the stuff are not as great but well you pay for the ambiance.

Oh yea and an unwanted person tagged along for the trip, yea the most hated and irritating guy ever and did i forget the most down right disgusting person in the unit. It was a mistake for my friend to have invited him but what they hey , got a couple of good laughs irritating him.

But I would rather not talk bout that.

On the same day, we bought lots of stuff and at least I got my blazer and tie from Zara for my upcoming important presentation and photoshoot.

Mann they were not cheap but hey, when you look good you feel good, ain't it and that's priceless
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Here's some pictures of me wearing it. Needed those shot for the project and it did turn out well, credits to Raveen for taking the countless shots today,

Me preparing for the shot, yea sort of "The Making"

As you can see, it was a pretty hot afternoon

"MEeee"

Oh well if we can sell the idea, my picture might appear somewhere and Raveen's designs would too but hey, it was fun.

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That sums it up for now.

RAPTURE!!!

2010-02-17T20:49:00.003+08:00

Ohh yes, a title that has completely nothing to do with what I am going to talk about today.

HAHA

Headed to Marina Square to catch the Jackie Chan's New Chinese Movie, Little Big Soldier. Well it was ok, nothing that great but still watchable, well to me at least it was much better than the,The Spy Next Door, which made Jackie look like Barney the dinosaur.

All in all, if you are in for a great time and some pretty cool action sequence or just for Wang Lee Hom, then you should watch the show.

However, they showed a trailer of Matt Damon's new action packed military movie, The Green Zone. Directed by Paul Greengrass, the same guy who did The Bourne Supremacy, The Bourne Ultimatum.

Enough words and see for yourself >>

It's MUST WATCH!! in my book.

Well it's opening in 11 March in Singapore, which is bout 3 weeks more, oh the agony~.

Oh well, I will just use my time machine then.

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I was watching Memoirs of The Geisha last night and well it was a snooze fest for me, I was more interesting it staring at the ceiling lights. Don't get me wrong, the acting is good but so boring, the MadTv parody beats this hands down haha.

Here's another thing I want to rant about. Don't you ever find it strange that Channel 5 must always show the 9.30pm News?

They would have to split the movie into 2 parts just because of the news. So this is what, I guess, Mediacorp thinks that is going through the key demographic mind

"Oh boy, it's 9.30 and I sooo need the news, but my hands cannot reach for the control to change to the channel that is dedicated in telling us the NEWS in ASIA."

So what gives splitting the movie into 2 parts when we have Channel NewsAsia to do that?

Well maybe they paid too much for their news presenter or something as you know, Mediacorp is pretty good at wasting money, funding shows like Polo-boys, Singapore Idol, boring Channel 8 dramas and so on.

So well yea that's my 2 cents on the long rant.

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:)

Gong Xi Fa Cai!!

2010-02-16T16:30:00.003+08:00

Hello!!

"Rawrrr"

Hope you all had a great CNY,

I sure did!!

Collected lots of Ang Pow but well all of them are going into the bank. Haha yea it's better to save for a rainy say ain't it.

The weather, as usual, was mad hot. So hot that everywhere you move, you will perspire. Pity those gals or some guys with make up on, unless it's waterproof, you are gonna touch it up lots of time.

Well the IPhone makes a good entertainment tools for the kids. Guess who was the Kids favorite at the CNY dinners?

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ME!! of course, haha I had tonnes of games , mostly weird ones and creating funny sounds which could be used to disturb people.

Someone else was also the centre of attraction, it was non other than Lucky herself.

We brought her along for visiting as she's my dad's precious 'daughter'. Haha yea well everyone was in love with her, especially one of my little cousins. She did not even each her lunch and kept chasing and hugging Lucky and followed her wherever Lucky went.

Kinda like a stalker.

Lucky got so fed up, she went around in circles to look for her "Transport Bag" to hide in. Which she did and went to sleep inside to avoid her. Kinda like a soldier looking for a fox hole when it's raining lead.

After a long day out, this is some snap shot I took of her when she was napping in the car.

"Sleepy sleepy"

She always takes power naps so she was pretty perked up after a with minutes of nap and was up and running again.

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So , yea had a lot of fun this CNY and tasted gourmet which I could usually eat only once a year, which now I would have to wait around 300+ days to feast on it again.

How much I collect you ask..

Well mind your business :P

Haha but it was a handsome sum.

CNY!!

2010-02-13T22:30:00.002+08:00

Yea people, it's CNY 2010.

Last year's CNY was a costly one for me, no I don't distribute Red Packets but I had to pay off or bribe my buddy to do my CNY guard duty shift. Well let's just say it was in the hundreds and it was worth every cent if you ask me.

You can never put a price on family reunion dinner.

Well it is a process most soldiers go through and there is even an economy system on it. Haha nothing speaks clearer than cold hard cash in there.

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I came across this interesting news today>>

Well for those still deciding whether to get a Blackberry or an IPhone, this news is for you all.

It has been reported that in the US, a Blackberry stopped a bullet and the person left unhurt.

It is said that they guy accidentally or rather mis-fired his gun at a restaurant and the bullet hit his girlfriend but the Blackberry saved her life.

Haha what are the odds of that happening. Looks like the Blackberry might be adopted by the SAF as the new bullet proof armor pretty soon.

So if you are still caught between B.B vs IPhone, worry no more if you want a phone that isn't a touch screen, has a small screen, bulky and can stop a bullet, you should get a BlackBerry.

:)

Here's the link to the news.

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Ok all, have fun this CNY and it's gonna be freaking warm like today... tomorrow!!

Welcome to the Desert!

Dante!!

2010-02-12T22:06:00.003+08:00

Yea man, got my hands on Dante Inferno: Death Edition.

Was worth the full $74. Lots and lots of goodies inside.

Played 1 hour into the game and I must say, it's more violent and creepier than I thought. It gives one nightmares indeed to their perception of hell.

Totally different as compared to Darksiders which was about hell too.

Let's just say, it is more intense and graphic.

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Nuff said bout that but well the holidays are here, YEA~~

Haha CNY, time do really flies huh and it's rather weird that it coincides with Valentine's Day. I' m sure there will be people getting Gold Chocolate coins and put it into the red packet and say it's their 'Happy Chinese Valentine's Day' gift to you.

Haha cheap asses however, hm..it might just work..

Relax gals, before you throw your 'foot long' heels at me, I ain't such a cheapo.

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I guess today is one of the hottest day of the week. Mann, the HDB blocks were melting, grass were changing colours, people getting ruder and blame it on the heat but however they are already jerks no matter how the weather is.

Yes , it's time again for fuckers on the street.

It will soon be CNY and streets are mad pack. There will be weirdos mingling around, they would hog the road, walk sideways and worst of all, cutting your queue.

Damm why do such people exist? I thought we were moving 1st world? Maybe 1st world in their mind is pretty much their toliet?

Haha yea yea I better stop here, May May hates it when I rant bout such things

But hey you 'feel' me don't you all?

:)

DOGS!!

2010-02-09T21:47:00.006+08:00

It has been a long time since I last blogged bout Lucky so here goes >>

"Arr...the morning sun"

Took that early in the morning when Lucky is sun bathing under the morning sun. Yea she do knows how to enjoy life. When I snapped this picture, her eyes were bout to close.

"Wake me up when it's time when brunch is done"

Which she eventually did and took a small nap while working on her tan.

"Utility Belt"

Yea, she fights crime at night.

Haha nah it's a harness wrapped around her body but she does not seem to like it so it has become her play toy.

An invisible barrier?

Recently, we installed this on the gate to prevent Lucky from running out of the house as now she's getting smarter and ballsy so yea better than taking the risk, this is the last line of defense for the safety of Lucky.

When my dad installed this, Lucky did not understand what it was.

She though she could stick her head out and all since it was transparent . As the story go, Lucky went out to the balcony explore and my dad heard a loud 'Thud!' sound.

Seems like lucky thought that it was empty and knocked her head onto the plastic sheet.

Haha silly mut.

Okok here's something strange from yesterday's Straits Time front page (8 Feb 2010) since we are on the topic of dogs.

Yea what were your first reaction when u first lay your eyes on this picture?

Yea it's a dog who sniff termites, nothing wrong with that.

Haven figure it out?

It's the picture!! the bloody bad picture of the dog. Couldn't they have taken a better picture or angle of the dog? It looks like a drug addict or grasping for air. Pippa the drug addict dog.

Ok I'm not being mean here but what were they thinking when they put this picture on the front page, don't they have a nicer picture of the dog?

Anyway it really impressive for the dog to sniff out termites, saves houses indeed.

What can Lucky do?

Sun-Tan.

:)

Where's MayMay?

2010-02-08T21:00:00.006+08:00

Haha yea, took that line from Where's Wally. You know that werid guy who always hide in places and ask you to spot him, be it in the book or the cartoons.

If not then click HERE.

It's been a week plus since May May went back to China to Celebrate the CNY with her family and only back in March.

Spoke to her this morning, she's doing good but like she said, it's freezing over there. Kinda the opposite over here huh, it feels like we are trap in a sauna and somebody lock the door with the keys thrown away.

Yea that's how it feels.

You might ask,"What do I now when she's back home?"

To be honest, it was tougher the first time she went back but now it's all cool, you know what to do and to keep yourself busy with tones of things. Time really files when you are busy or having fun.

Got tonnes of project and game to complete and my Dante Inferno is arriving tomorrow, gonna spend a lot of time on that game unlocking and completing the game.

Anyway, here are some back dated pictures of May May and me, yea Christmas of last year. Haha like I said, I finally acquire a scanner.

Santa's little helper and the dude with the leather jacket!!

Yea she was working for Heineken then, they should had offer us free booze, stingy ass. Who would buy 6 bucks worth of Henineken from that booth when they can get it cheaper at the 7-11 down the road.

Haha okok enough of my rants.

Well May May I know that China basically blocked every kind of U.S related information to your country as with the Google saga and the Arms sales to Taiwan thingy or actually everything else.

Basically they closed the people from the world.

Just to let you know, machines have taken over the world and there's this guy called John leading they way to destroy them.

I'm kidding , just messing with her.

Anyway, I miss you May May!

:)

Woohoo

2010-02-07T23:48:00.004+08:00

Yea!!
Finally completed Darksiders. The ending wasn't that bad but like many other games, it's an open ended one.

Nevertheless, the story is good and action's smooth. The enemies inside ain't the only obstacles but so are the puzzles to unlock doors and all, mann sometimes it can take up to an hour just to get the main door to open.

It might be a turn off to some but there are alot of other factors to keep a player going like leveling up weapons and wanting to know what happens next in the story.

All in all it's an awesome game and completing this just in time before my new game will arrive on Tuesday, Dante's Inferno. Strange ain't it, both of the games are kinda alike and both deal with Hell.

Hm..

Well, now all I have to do is to get the pre-order code to work.
I finally got myself a printer-scanner machine. Well not that I bought it or stole it but me bro got himself a new one and pass it along down the 'food-chain'.

Hehe will scan some photos to be uploaded tomorrow and't worry, I ain't gonna upload some nude shots of myself....or maybe?

HAHA

So Much of a Weekend

2010-02-06T19:16:00.007+08:00

Wassup people. I hope you guys enjoyed your weekend.

Me?

I'm stuck at home trying to cramp formulas and theories into my brain of mine for the upcoming exams.

Well at the same time trying to beat Darksiders. Mann those puzzles are tough and the bosses can be a pain in the ass.
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Here's an interesting pic,

ewww as some of you might say but I say niceeee...

Haha yea it's the Alien from the Aliens movies and it "chest-busted" itself out of the PS3. It's called the Casebuster.

Pretty cool customization.

You can read more about it here.

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Rejoice Sonic fans, the blue rodent is coming to the IPhone. Yea Sonic 4 is heading it way to every platform and even the IPhone got it.

Back to Basic

Don't know bout you but I'm psych bout it. I have played every classic as in 2D, the 3D sonic games sucked balls, since the Sega 16 bit age.

It's good to see that they have went back to basic. Games like Contra and Sonic should have never went 3D.

My only concern, they don't charge US$9.99 for it but on the other hand, it's a small price to pay for a great game.

:)

Credits Kotaku.com for the news

Middle?

2010-02-05T00:30:00.002+08:00

Woo what a day it was, so freaking tired.

Had lots of fun taking pictures in class, strange ain't it, people bonding even more when everyone will go their separate ways.

Kristle request i blog about this particular picture below>>

"Ben in The Middle"

Haha yea my new sitcom,

or 2 girls,1 guy.

Haha yea they are my classmates, Cheryl,pointing at me like I'm a statue on the left and Kristle who is preparing to kill me with the belt on her dress.

Haha okok I'm kidding. Chill

Well will put the interesting pictures up when I'm free tomorrow :)

Apple This Apple That

2010-02-03T21:57:00.006+08:00

IPHONE

Yes, it has taken Singapore by storm every since the telecos were involved in the IPhone plan wars. Now almost everyone owns and IPhone.

Don't believe me? Just board the train or bus tomorrow morning and look around. There are bound to be 1 or 2 using it.

Well my family too, both my dad and bro got theirs. Maybe Lucky will have her's too.

Anyway, the Android ain't going down without a fight, the just released a range of toys,

Woo cool ain't it?

Well maybe IPhone will release their own line of toys?

Apple toys?

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Here's a freaking cool and funny video by Dave Chappelle. Man he's one funny comedian on his Dave Chappelle show, but too bad the show is gone.

You can find out more about him and what happened HERE.

Here's the famous Rick James sketch and it's based on a true account by Charlie Murphy, as his Eddie Murphy's bro.

Trust me, it's worth the watch.

*It's a little vulgar so you might wanna turn the volume down*

Singapore Is Gonna Exlpode!!

2010-02-02T20:02:00.005+08:00

Yea all, it was so freaking hot today. What's up with the weather?

Man referring to yesterday's post on the Animal Kaiser thingy, I kinda want to try it out... well for research purpose of course.

Kinda cool pitting animals fighting each other. Kinda like a legal animal brawl in your back yard.

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Well I have been going through the American Apple App store and woa... I mean WOA!!

It makes the Singapore App store look like a Mama Shop.

It has so many freaking cool apps, minus the boobies kind but yea, stuff the Singapore App store won't get.

Such as this 'Chuck" app. You know the series Chuck currently showing on AXN?

You can find out more HERE.

Let's just say it has to do with spies and terrorism in a comedic take on it.

What an good way to promote the show if I might add.
I had fun playing around with it>>>>

Yea check me out, I'm an Agent!

Who can that be, a masked woman? Hmmm..

Haha indeed, Rain-man, as the employee of the month

Pretty cool stuff.

There are a lot more apps but I will leave it for next time :)

Featuring Meeeee!!

2010-02-01T21:04:00.008+08:00

Check it out!! It's me in the middle

Yea, it's featured in the February issue of Teenage Magazine. Did an interview on the new Acnes roll on product.

Haha and yea before you flame me, I look a little gay with my pose like that but hey you know me, I'm 100% straight. Haha

The 2 guys beside me are my good buddies Mat and Zhao Jie. Man the range of questions they asked us were weird and they ended up only putting the comment I said about the product.

However, the goodie bag they gave us after the interview was freaking awesome, free Acnes product and my favorite treasure, a Lip gloss. Haha freaking life saver for a cracked lips and always remain a 100% kissable...

Ok ..will not talk bout that.

Well what's next? Maybe a spread out on Men's Health?
haha

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Saw this machine the other day when I was at Plaza Singapore >>

Animal Kaiser!!

I saw an article on the Sunday Times bout 2 weeks ago about a family of 4 playing this.

If you ask me, I think that article is crap, more of a marketing gimmick. They should have just bought a Wii and they can have shit load of fun compared to this.

Okok this is how the game works.

The Japanese have a huge fetish of cards huh?

A suggestion, they should let us customize the animals so that we can used our pets.

I can put Lucky to fight against a creature.

Like>>

Lucky

V.S

Hercules Beetle

Who will win?

Like all dogs, Lucky will just eat the beetle. Haha a little Lucky RPG game. Level up and fight other people's pet, kinda like Pokemon in real life minus the gay yellow rat high on drugs with electricity shooting out of it's cheeks.

Ok I feel that i may have gotten a little out of point there but hey, just a suggestion.

You can find out more about this game here.

What I Did Today?

2010-01-30T23:11:00.007+08:00

Well the day started late as I snoozed till the afternoon after sending May May to the Airport.

Besides stoning the rest of the day, I pop my new game, The Darksiders into the PS3.

It is indeed a freaking awesome game. Kinda like Devil May Cry but with a much better story and cast. It was so diffcult to get my hands on it, it was sold out in so many other stores.

I guess I spent 10 hours playing it today man. Woo longest I spent sitting down playing for a long time.

I guess it's one of my many ways to kill time and enjoy myself when May May's not around.

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Last week, Lucky was feeling under the weather. Ever since she got back from the groomer. Besides that, she was acting all Emo and all. My assumption? They must have treated her roughly there or did something to made her feel that way.

Mucus were dripping from her nose. Brought her to the vet.

Mount Pleasant Animal Clinic

Well had to register her and all and boy there were a lot of animals there on a Sunday.

Doctor's diagnoses, it isn't flu nor is she sick. The doc just gave her some Vitamin C pills and told her to get some rest.

So after that, May May and I went to do some exploring around the Vet.

Here's something odd,

A siren on top of the vet clinic?

Yea if it sounds, won't the animals inside go nuts?

Or maybe, just maybe, it is used to warn us when the animals all turn into Zombies?

Hm..
Haha

Then we saw this strange poster of food that cleans dog teeth.

First off, I do know of such product , the only problem I have with this poster is the dog.

It looks likes it had crack and bought every toothbrush from the store for no reason what so ever.

Beside those I'm glad that Lucky's alright and she is doing much better now.

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Headed to The Cathay to catch Law Abiding Citizen.

A freaking good movie I must say. Kept me at the edge of my seat and at certain point, I jump off my seat.

There was a certain scene in the movie, I will try to make it spoiler free, when something unexpected happened when a person put the device onto the ear and it exploded.
Everyone in my row jumped, including me.

Man May shouted " Why did we watch this show, we should have watched the Tooth Fairy!" ,right after she jumped from the seat.

It was classic.

Haha well she will kill me when she reads that but she's a few thousand miles away from Singapore. Unless she sent a cruise missile to bomb me..hm..

That's all for now.

Hello All

2010-01-30T12:13:00.006+08:00

Hello All, all of you must have though this blog is dead, fret not as I'm back to bring life back to it. :)

First off i do have to apologize for not updating as it has been a hectic week for me , projects, putting baddies in jail ,dealing with assholes and of course spending time with my May May before she returns to her homeland for Chinese New Year.

Woke up in the wee hours of the morning to get to the airport with her and well it was sad to see her walk through the departure gates but hey she will be back soon and I gotta be happy for her, finally able to go back and celebrate CNY with her family after a long time.

Ok with that said, I'm gonna bring this blog back up to speed.

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I did not upload this image first as May May was granted "exclusive" rights to do it first haha. Yes it was during the Top Rated Boxing event. Took this during the intermission.

I did not notice Cordelia's hand in the background until I reviewed the pictures the next day.
Was there something stuck on May May's butt?

I recalled discussing to Cordelia's boyfriend, Gabriel of what if we put our girlfriends, May vs Cordelia, in a mud fight together. It would be the main event and we will be both the organizer and the RingGuys instead of Ring Girls what would the outcome be like.

Imagine both of us holding the card and dancing to the song.. ok..I better reserve that image to myself.

But man we will make money, location , backyard, mud? Everywhere or steal it from the construction sites. Haha hm..it's still in the working stages.

Ok moving onn..

Went to supprot Aqram and his band, Ridge last week at the open air stage at The Esplanade.

This Me with his posterWith my good Buddy Aqram, man we go way back.

With the gang.

Had a great time there man and I'm sure May May did too and credit to her for taking the pictures for us.

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Okok that's is enough for now and I will update more soon :)

Woa, Wad a Week

2010-01-23T22:59:00.006+08:00

First off I do have to apologize for not updating as often as mann, it has been a rough week. I was so busy that time flew so fast and poof!, it's the week end.

Well, I'm sure some of you might have know the NBC incident, Leno and Conan thingy.

It has been reported that Conan's deal of leaving the show has been finalised at the price of $45Million. Man I love his show as much as I love watching The Jay Leno Show. So it boils down who's side you are on. Them formed faction, well you know fanatics, they would rather do this than work.

There is the Leno faction and Conan's , Team Coco.
Pretty regal huh?

Well I have been watching their shows for over 7 years and I don't know who's side to pick.

But indeed, their show's the funnest when they have nothing to lose as they go all out to insult each other and the company.

Well it is indeed a sad day for TV as Conan leaves the show, I will miss him.

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As you might have seen my Tweets, I attended a boxing match, as a spectator at Suntec City over last weekend.

What a name to call themselves huh, Top Rated when it's nothing more than medicore. It's like calling bad movie "Good Movie". Bottom line a hard name to live up to.

Well the reception was not very good. The hall was barely filled as widely exaggerated in the Newspaper that over 600 people turned out. Imagine just 40% of that.

Well May May was working there and I got myself free tickets, so hey why not.

Most of the tickets were given out for free anyway.

When i entered, it felt more like an underground boxing match, like those in a warehouse. Shady, dark and all.

The food and beverage there sucks. I paid 9 bucks for foam beer in a small cup.

Ain't photoshopped or edited, it's for real, I only had 2 small sips and yea it's all foam.

Those working there were a bunch of fucking retards. Can't even pour the beer properly in a small cup. 7 bucks for a lousy ass hot dog.

Bunch of monkeys or should I say, con-workers.

But I think I know why>>

The fight was alright but the Singapore fighter match really sucked. They were just dancing and not punching each other, even though it last 6 rounds, it sucked balls.

At least the Main event was alright, it really saved the whole event.

Non of the fighters can speak proper English, even the Singapore 1. If they had translator, they can't speak too. I guess they found those fighters fighting in villages or something. Haha I'm Kidding.

There's still a long way for Singapore boxing scene and heck Singapore, you should finish building the new stadium first. You should have enough money after raising the fees of everything.

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Long post huh, well to make up for the long absence. :)

Hell of a Day

2010-01-15T20:15:00.007+08:00

Well a lot of things happened today but heck this just made my day, in a bad way of course.
* It's a little crude*

Well you know, we guys use the urinal(the stand up kind) in the public toilets which I did use today so I peed into it.

As I stepped away and buckled my pants, to my fucking horror, I saw a long centipede wigging around in the urinal, where my balls were blatantly exposed.

Man I was disgusted and at the same thinking of what if....

it did sting me, so I ask my buddy Mat,who was also in the toilet,

"Would you suck the poison for me if it did sting my balls?"

He just stared at me with that blank look.

What more can I ask for :)

WTH?

2010-01-15T19:47:00.005+08:00

Look at the Picture above,

What do you see?

Nice hotel room?

Living room?

Well if you have been reading the papers, you would know what this it,

wait for it

The answer, it's a PRISON CELL in Indonesia.

Yes a land know nothing more that the land of the corrupted. Think a county so poor that they cannot even afford to call themselves a country.

The lady in the picture is a High Profile Prisoners with Mafia links. They bribed the warden and guards for the special treatment. Well who can blame them, the government cannot even afford to pay them.

She even have a personal car, not forgetting a personal driver too, which she had used twice, once to visit the doctor and the other to meet a family member.

She ain't the only one with this special treatment, many other High Profile Prisoners are enjoying this welfare as well.

The government promised a crack down but well it seems corruption got till as far as the higher ranks of the government and so far they are doing nothing as yet.

Well it's the land of the corrupt after all.

Something Useful

2010-01-15T19:10:00.002+08:00

Hey all IPhone Users,

Hate the limited ringtones IPhone provides and pissed off as almost everyone has the same lame o IPhone ringtone?

Fret not fellow Bengraphica, Bengraphic-rean , okok Bengraphic reader people.

I have somethign that might help solve that problem >>

Credits to CNET for that :)

Hopes this is useful for you all IPhoners

OH NOOOO!!

2010-01-12T23:02:00.003+08:00

Man this is sad, If you have been following the entertainment news, you would know bout this.

They canceled the Jay Leno Show only after 4 months due to low rating.
If you don't know who's Jay Leno, here he is,

Man I watched his show for over 7 years mann and now he has been canceled and he will be moved to a 30 mins show.

Well just when I could watch his show everyday, oh well anyway his show will end in Feb when they show the Winter Olympic Games.

Ow well I hope they will still broadcast his show.

A sad day for TV indeed.

Army of Two 40th Day

2010-01-12T21:34:00.003+08:00

Woo man 12 Han 2010 marks the release date of Army of Two:40th day

Yet another awesome game from EA.

I played the first one(this is the sequel if you don't know) and enjoyed it and this one, it's took it a notch up and made it even better.
Man, the things u can do to customize weapons and you can even use a can as a silencers for your weapon.

Well as for the story, it takes place in China, Shanghai to be exact, with the destruction of the city. I have no idea why they picked China for now as I have only started playing the game but they might not be allowed to sell it in China.

Heck they even remove the scene from Transformer 2, the first party of the show when one of the Constructor Bots wreck havoc in China.

So well, maybe revenge for pirating all their games or anything else they copied, who knows.

Haha don't take that seriously, I'm Kidding.

Okok back to the game,

I'm using the co-op feature playing it with my bro online. I have to shout orders from my room so he can hear my commands.

Kinda hilarious sight to see and hear me blaring my head off over cover fire and suppressing fire.

There are times when you have decisions to be made inside the story, the decision you make will either kill and reward you or hurt you later down the road.

To be honest, if you purchased this game and play it alone, I suggest you do not get it as it is more fun playing with someone, rather than an A.I. Well you can search for someone online to play with but hey, playing with someone you know is much better than playing with a stranger hence, stranger danger.

Haha.

The bad part, I can only play if my bro wants to play too, we made an agreement to complete it together so yea, that's the only downside.

Besides that, so far it's an awesome game.

Like the game says,

Fight Together,
Survive Together.

Pizza

2010-01-09T22:32:00.003+08:00

Strange isn't it,I have been eating pizza more often then I ever had, I must be regaining mhy taste buds or I'm just too lazy to eat out.

Yea been calling Pizza Hut and Canadian Pizza home delivery

Pizza Hut's sucky line of Spaghetti. Yes Pizza Hut, your pasta line up still suck balls, the one I got were cold and shitty heck I can cook better tasting pasta.

Those viral ads on TV, you must have either paid them or another stun like what Singpost did recently, yea the vandalizing the mailbox sham, their goal, to get people to mail letters and to wipeout email.

Haha well like the Pizza Hut's ads, it ain't working.

Ok enough said bout that let's get back to pizzas.
To my fucking horror, Pizza Hut actually forgot my ordered and took them 2 hours to come and damm if I did not call to inquire, they would have forgotten my order and in return they only gave me a sorry? Fuck' em mann, at least another bottle of Pepsi to be more sincere.

Canadian Pizza have a better deal which is 1 for 1 which in my books, is considered as a good deal and it delivers fast too, less than an hour.

Well you can't really compare though, the dining-in at Pizza Hut ain't too bad either but in terms of delivery, it sucks but anyway at least the food reaches at my door-step.

Well that's my rant of the week.

Jailbreak or not to Jailbreak

2010-01-07T23:12:00.004+08:00

Wow sorry for not feeding this blog over the past few days, have been busy fighting crime.

Well I have been wondering whether should I jailbreak my phone or not.

The advantages are endless like more customization and better efficiency of the IPhone. The only disadvantage? There is a small chance that it might brick.

Just check this out >>

Some of the funny things you can do with a jailbreak-ed phone.

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Here's another thing I found and man I enjoyed the 1st Army of TWO game and with the latest Army of TWO: 40th day, this is one of their promo video whereby the 2 mercenaries traded in their weapons to work at Gametop, or a game shop.

Some of the things I would have done to such customers.

NEW YEAR NEW YEAR

2010-01-02T22:50:00.005+08:00

Sup all, I hope you all had a good time saying goodbye to 2009.

I sure did,

Yea man, me in the moss pit @ The Float. Well sitting up there on the stands are pretty much for losers, ar i mean people who don't want to have fun. Played with the lightstick till some dripping onto my white loafers.

Bloody shit, now wonder my shoes were glowing green.

This was how close me buddy and I were, so closer would could touch Michelle's boobie ar I mean the mascots.

Yea they had 'Da Mouth' on for the event and well in Chinese they are called, 'Da Jui Ba' or something like that but a group of Malay dudes and gals heard wrongly and shouted 'Cha Sao Bao' as in minced meat bun, haha well I joined in shouted that too.

Hey don't blame me, it was fun.

The local bands there were impressive but sad to say, nobody would listen to them if they sang their originality as people only watching them for their covers.

They opened up the dance floor on the floating platform soon after 2010 arrived and man, if there were a lot of freaking nerds and freaks there. Where all those people come from, i saw a guy there just shaking his head rapidly as if he was on drugs but well he was just being stupid.

After that, we headed to the streets to hunt for taxis.

As we were walking, this tranny or freako, imagine Kumar,our local drag queen, after being punched. That's how that tranny looks like it shouted a me in chinese, she don't like me.
First of all, I wasn't talking about her and heck I wasn't doing any hand signs on her.

What a way to welcome 2010 huh?

My first meal of 2010 you ask?

Dim Sum mann, that was one of the only place opened at that wee hours in the morning.

2010, MORE PARTYING AHEAD~~

Modern Warfare 2

2009-12-28T14:55:00.008+08:00

Modern Warfare 2, a freaking awesome game.

Before I took the game out for a spin, I have been hearing great things about the game and even game reviews giving it a perfect 10/10 marks.

Too good to be true huh?

So I tried it out and completed the game. Mann, it is 1 damm good game, the realism and intense storyline, the way you play through the eyes of different soldiers ad of course the amount of fire power and destruction you can cause.

They added a freaking cool character in the game and come on, if you all played Modern Warfare 2, you will love this character called, Ghost>

One of your many Wingmans but check him out, badass skull mask and Full Metal Jacket.
There's even a 6 part comic book series on him.

Gotta find ways to get my hands on it.

The multiplayer system is also much better than the first one and has a much better system as compared to other games. So far i am only at level 12 man, working my way up.

Add me: furymkII

With that, you all should really try this game, you will not regret it unless you do not like the army stuff then play with your barbie dolls.

:P

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I'm sure most of you watched Singapore Idiot, .. I mean idol finale and yes a new 7-11 boy. Well they are both good singers but 3 years in a roll a Malay dude holding onto the throne?

They can start a boy band now, the 7-11 Boys.

Oh yea, I guess the next time we will see the winner would be NDP 2010 as like every year, singing some 'nice' NDP songs.

All in all, he is indeed a good singer but well i never had any favorites in the competition as it's more of a marketing gimmick rather than finding real talents.

well nuff said.

Happy Holidays

2009-12-27T17:25:00.004+08:00

I hope you'll had a great holiday,

If you did not know, LTA(ahem government) closed certain roads along Orchard on Christmas. Yea ain't that great?Until you get caught in that freaking wave of human Singaporean Jam.

It is freaking diffcult to walk forward with the amount of idiots blocking your way or walking at a snail pace as if they are tracking on a Mine Field.

Have you all ever noticed, especially on holidays and Sundays, you see weird people roaming among us and giving people like me ideas what to do with the person if we had a gun. Damm!

Which freaking cave did they come from? Heartland Malls caves? Jurong?

In case you don't know what I am talking about, here's the list,

you get the..

Stinky ones-those who never wash their clothes or shower for days.
Badly dressed 1-hey who wear slippers and P.Js to town?
The "Mime" - people who will have an imaginary obstacle in-front of them which stop them from moving and blocking everyone behind.
Snails- as mentioned and mind you, they are young people and not old folks.

The list goes on, well you can add on if you want.

Solution? This >>

We fucking blow up where they come from, we must make our stand today to wipe those freaks out. Purchase a freaking Bunker Buster!
Who knows what they will do next, like insects, they adapt and they will get more irritating every year if we don't do any thing.

So we should start pooling our funds for the AIPO(Anti-Irritating People Organization) and purchase that freaking Bunker Buster.

Haha well if you do not see any update in bout 4 to 5 days, please send a rescue teams in to the caves and rescue me from the clutches of the cave people.

Christmas Eve

2009-12-24T16:41:00.003+08:00

Wow funny how time flies, just a flick of the fingers and bam! it's the 24th of December.

I remember about 1 year ago from today, we were exchanging gifts in camp,something like Secret Santa or the S.S. Yea we do have such events and it is not much of a hell hole as some of you might imagine.

What I got?

A Bionic Lego Toy. Well i can still remember the gift was wrapped in a newspaper. Geez, thanks ar, but they say it's the thought that count....my ass.

It was a toy needless to say, the only use of it? To display on top of my cupboard and that's it.

Haha but indeed, whatever the gift might be, be happy at least you are receiving something.
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Aji-san, who have not heard of that name?

Man they are always trying to re-invent their menu with weird things. ar i mean interesting things.

Went there not too long ago and tried their Mabo Tofu Ramen.

Man what are the odds of that fusion. Your mind must be thinking.
It would taste like crap but fear not, it doesn't and heck I might say it taste awesome. Just look at my reaction after trying it out>>>

Yea I almost went nuts with the fusion.

Yea here's me trying to take my eye balls out

Yea so that's it for now.

Long Long Time

2009-12-22T14:40:00.004+08:00

Have not been very loyal to the blog for a while but hey, can you blame me?

Sales at every corner, parties to attend, things to do, haha but hey I wanna keep this blog alive to.

You all should be out there having fun too, besides sitting in front of your computer all day. It's the festive season and chill at orchard road and breath in the scent of Christmas and having a lighter wallet from all the shopping.

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Have been playing Little Big Planet with May May the past few weeks. Man I though the game suck and almost traded in for other games but thank god I did not.

It's freaking fun when you get the hang of the control and you will be screaming, shouting vulgarities, throwing your control and as for May May, thinking the PS3 control is a Wii-mote and will be moving in the same direction as the character.

If you have no idea what it is, go freaking wiki it!

Haha I'm kidding, it's a game that is set in a world where are your imgination is stored or collected, you control a particular character which you can customize called Sackboy or Sackgirl and roam the different worlds to collect stickers or costumes.

Here are some pictures we took in-game >>>

A Stuntman and a school girl, what are the odds huh?

"Buzz off, f**kers"

Man i look freaking cool, I'm on the left by the way

Freaking cool ain't it. Man the Russia stage is tough and we are still trying to get through.

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Went to Double O last week and I must say, affordable booze and good music, haha ain't no Thai Disco but it was great, May May got all crazy, well so did my buddy Kim and I.

Let's just say, we almost killed someone there on the dance floor. Haha serve you right for trying to mess with our space. We own the podium. The higher you are, the harder you fall ain't it.

Haha well of course we quickly blended into the crowd and disappeared from that gal.

Quick thinking huh.

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Will update more soon.

Food Food

2009-12-18T15:07:00.004+08:00

Headed to Botak Jones a couple of days ago,

Mann like the Legend says, the food there is awesome.

Look at me enjoying the spicy fries which I can't remember what is it called.

Pretty awesome food I must say.

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May May wanted something spicy yesterday so we headed down to Thai Express for their spiciest dish.
Yea, check it out,

May May went crazy after eating that, we kept asking for refill of water to fight the spiciness.

Well she seems to enjoy burning her intestines for pleasure.

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Ok back to playing my Assassin's Creed 2, freaking awesome game, I will skip my sleep to play that.

Hm?

2009-12-16T23:35:00.002+08:00

Sorry folks for the slow updates,

been rather busy the past few days, playing the fantastic Assassin's Creed and well other games, shopping and all.

Will update sooon so well keep track of this site.

Update!!!

2009-12-12T15:21:00.005+08:00

Wow a long week it has been, sorry for not updating been busy mugging for my exams.

Man never thought I would ever type such words down, "Mugging".

Haha guess that's a new me :)

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Been busying playing Assassin's Creed 2 as recommended by my good buddy Steve.

Mann, it's a step up from the first one which i did not like but for number 2, it's really really good.

The awesome-ness of play as the new Assassin,Enzio. The freedom to roam around and killing people, kinda like a GTA in old Italy. It has good story, action and interesting interactions with events of history.

Well you know what I am gonna do for my holidays,

yes you guessed it,

Bake Cookies.

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If you've read my Twitter, you would have known that I did Twitt about 18 Chef or Eighteen Chef, however you like it.

They serve western food of sorts and they are famous for their, wait for it,

Root Beer Battered Fish and Chips.

Root Beer plus Chips, wow what more can I ask for.

As usual, May May went to rob me of my fish >>

That's her, guilty as charged.

Well she's gonna kill me when she sees this but hey, the truth must be told!!

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That's all for now.

Waffles,Truffles

2009-12-08T23:09:00.002+08:00

Hot day ain't it today, strange weather as usual.

Cool in the morning, hot during the mid-day, cold at night.

Did Singapore move to the desert overnight or something?

Strange.
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I bought waffles again from that shop. Saw a lot of guys there pretending to buy the bread there, stealing glances at the cashier(refer to yesterday's post).

I guess their sales must be skyrocketing now.

What? Me?

Why I was there?

Come on, I was buying waffles for May May, why would I be there to stare at the hot bakery gal or baker or whatever you call them.

You Like Buns, I like Buns

2009-12-07T23:47:00.003+08:00

Over the past few days, I have noticed that the bakery shop under my block seems to be havin good business. Not that their business is bad but it seems much better.

I also noticed more guys going there to patron the shop, so I went for a look-see and i came back with a couple of waffles.

What, their waffles are good what..:P

Haha hm..yea there's a reason why business has picked up. They recently hired a particular young lady to work there and well I guess she caught the eyes of many guys so well you know, they will buy the breads hoping to buy enough to get her attention.

I must say she is not too bad looking but hey most bakery in the neighbourhood area don't usually have hot and attractive or young gals working there, come'on those Taiwan or Korean bakery drama are fantasies just like every drama they do and heck they might be living in 1.

So well nuff said bout that. Indeed sales has picked up and it's either a coincidence or their market strategy. So I wonder what's next? FHM Bakery? I wonder what kind of buns will they be after.
Hm.. well maybe only that midget would think of that.

Waffles? Oh yea she do make good waffles ..mmm yummy and in a good way.
Your mind better not be wondering off now.

Till next time.

Blah blah

2009-12-05T23:05:00.005+08:00

WEll has been a while, kinda busy week it has been, lots of stuff to do and at last finally my 40 inch TV has finally arrive, whaha, prepare to go blind and Full HD and playing my PS3 games on it, pure awesome-ness!!

Kinda lazy Saturday, finally completed Uncharted 2, I must say it's a step up from the first one and a pretty good game. Other than that, I just stayed at home and disturb May May and Lucky.

Sometimes the week goes by quickly when you have good company and lots of work to do but at times, like this week, certain days were hard to go by.

People who have a weird sense of mind set, blaming others for their incapability and what worst, I considered that person as my friend.

Yea, so well I won't rant about it but it's kinda sad losing a friend just because the person wants to play it out that way rather than looking in the mirror and to find out why first, why do you suck, why aren't you ever heard and confronting it.

Nuff said.
:)
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Angry you might ask? Nah I ain't.

It's more like bomb disposal squad kind of moment to whether you cut the red wire or blue wire.

You know , you wanna smack that person silly but you know the repercussion and if you cut the other wire, you know you will walk out alive and in one piece.

Arg the horror :P

Up-Scale Astons?

2009-12-02T22:30:00.005+08:00

Yea as my title states, a higher class version of Aston?

We have all come to know and love Aston as a value for money good food at outlets like in Ang Mo Kio and at The Cathay.

Today, May May and I went to the Centrepoint outlet of Aston.
To be Honest, we though it was the same as the others but to your surprise, it was like no other Aston. It was indeed a higher class version of it.

I asked the manager whether it was the same as the others and he replied,

" It is not really the same as compared to the other outlets."

Well indeed, the price was much higher and the menu is totally different besides the fact that the meal does still come with 2 side dishes.

I ordered a Beer Battered Fish or like I said, they cooked a drunken fish and May May ordered some fancy-full named, Provencal Chicken.

We were expecting just simple portions of it like we always do at the other Astons but mannnn.. the portion was freaking huge and it's definitely worth the money.

Haha well if you are asking for pictures, sadly , I forgot to take any as well, haha the first instinct was to eat it and think later haha.

Needless to say we cleared up the plate and the service there is 'Up- there', they even clean the lemon,which some how flew out of my hands, magic lemon i guess, without a fuss.

Well you got my word for it, though it might be a little more pricey than the standard Aston, it's worth it and freaking delicious.

Two thumbs up, my thumb and May May's thumb. :P

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On a side note, we are not paid(hope to) by Aston to promote this but I'm just letting you all know what not to be missed out there.

Ok that's all for today.

Updatee

2009-12-01T23:39:00.005+08:00

Sup all, sorry for not updating, kinda busy the past few days but fret not, I wasn't just slacking around(indeed i was), but I was out there getting more ideas on what to write and well completing my games, going out and having fun.

So well over the course of my disappearance, my journey took me to many places and indeed I saw a lot of things. They were selling weapons openly to kids in Singapore, Yea SINGAPORE. Here's the evidence>>>>

Take a look at that, so pretty son we will have a set of child soldiers going around hunting people heck kids might hae to start their NS earlier.

Haha well before any of you wanna call the cops or some secret service, it ain't a real gun. It's a freaking toy.

Damm maybe it does work when you put real 5.56mm inside the 'gun', a part of arming all Singaporean project?

Haha

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Well some Lucky update, she's been under the weather these few days.
Sent to the vet and was given meds for Flu. Well it figures, hectic weather and she sleeps in the air-con room with my folks and on a comfy bed.

Well let's say she's a high flyer, promoting up the ranks so quickly.

Well my mom also concluded that the room is too cold for Lucky at times and decided to get her a top to keep her warm. Well to me dress up your pet is 1 of the dumbest thing anyone could do but it's to keep her warm so well, gotta keep my mind open.

So, this is how she looks like.

Haha

I must say, looks pretty good on her but check out the design,

It reads, 'Airborne" haha yea indeed, the Screaming Eagle, all that's missing is her Mohawk and war paint.

Well it does keep her warm but now she just found a way to remove it herself.

Mann, why not she learn how to put it on by herself heck we might get famous for a dog who knows how to dress up.

Okok that's all for now, till next time.

Fun Filled Holiday :)

2009-11-27T22:02:00.006+08:00

"I'm Thinking, I'm Thinking.."

This was 1 of the shots taken during a certain competition which I entered and got into the top 10.

Well this is my thinking shot and in this shot i was thinking whether to kick May May's butt for insulting me or not haha.
Haha yea the nerve.

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SITEX, 1 of the year's biggest IT fair and by far the best if you ask me.

Headed down with my buddies and Dad to get our stuff and man, major major damage to my wallet mann.

It hurt but it was all good pain. Got everything I needed at good prices.

The only thing I hat about such fairs would be the crowd.
I guess they are on an agenda to make blood boil by blocking the way, knocking into you and so much more.

Since today's a holiday, weirdos do come out of their caves to roam around the crowd and yea there were plenty.

I'm not saying Singaporeans are not cultured but mann ,to be honest some are just ass-wipes. If I had my baseball bat with me when I was there, there won't be enough bags to collect them and they might have to pack them in those "Shop and Save" bags, right Steve?(insider joke)

Haha.

My violent side aside, it was a fruitful trip.

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Met May May for dinner later and well we loitered around Tampines Mall to kill time.

Man it was a mad house there and as usual, freako crowds were everywhere.

We headed for Toy r Us to look-see.

I guess our age went down as we went deeper into the store as we started playing with toys and battled with each other with this>>>>

Yea the "Round Shape Wacky Noodle".

It became a sword and we fought like musketeers battling for our pride.

Of course to say I won with the most hits on her and come on, if you been to drama school, played crazy games when you were young and joined the army, you will be a master at it.

Of course like all villains, she had the final move when I let my guard down and stabbed me through the heart or per-say. Yea such a cheap shot huh.

Then we decided to test our intelligence with this>>>>>

Haha well we did answer a couple of question wrong but not because we were dumb but we cannot hear what the speaker was saying, yea in the background of the store, they were blasting gay(happy) music and jingles who the F**k can hear the damm speaker.

After the "IQ" test, we left for our diner at A-jisan to try their new menu.

Truth be told, they should stick to Ramen, their new menu of Mapo Tofu sucked big time.

They tried to mix Japanese food with Chinese food but it failed miserably. The tofu was sloppy and all.

Disappointed.

But that was the Tampines branch, maybe other branches ain't that bad?

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Well till next time :)

The Return of Lucky

2009-11-25T20:52:00.005+08:00

As the title states, yes this post is about none other than about Lucky.

She has been in hiatus for a while as she was busy finding new places to pee(besides my room).

So here's are some updates of Lucky...

This is Lucky true nature, yea she's has horns hiding behind those thick fur of her's.

Sometimes I would piss her off by well bully her or threaten to cook her, those horns would come in pretty handy and well that explains why the are red in colour.

Join the dots to understand man..

Those horns look familar don't they,

yea they are the same ones Annie passed to me during Halloween.

"Check it out, I'm on a Motorbike"

Here's Lucky trying to fight the wind, I mean the fan.

She was trying to see who was stronger.

The contest lasted about 4 minutes.

No, not because she lost but rather she forgot about the competition and went back to biting stuffs. You know puppies, short attention span.

Truth be told, those were pretty cool shots, makes her look wise and cool.

Anyway she is also known as a Mobile Shredder now. Anything that drops on the floor belongs to her and torn to pieces. It ranges from paper to metal pieces.

Yea even I'm afraid of dropping things on the floor, she would hide among the shadows and pounce on any opportunity she got.

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There you have it, update on Lucky, do check in for future Lucky updates.

:)

Monday Once More

2009-11-23T22:01:00.005+08:00

Ladies and Gentlemen,

3 words

The Hurt Locker

A freaking good movie, in my point of view of course. I don't know what some of you jokers like or hate but to me, it's an awesome movie heck even better than that certain disaster movie that spent like millions of dollars on special effect and in the end, a predictable story.

Here's a brief summary,

"Iraq. Forced to play a dangerous game of cat-and-mouse in the chaos of war, an elite Army bomb squad unit must come together in a city where everyone is a potential enemy and every object could be a deadly bomb."
credits IMDB

Mann, I was so glued to my seat, with my inner ear-bud ear piece(man that's a mouth full) all set in my ear, every time they were diffusing a bomb, my nerves just tensed up, it really puts you in the moment and of course it is very realistic.

For those who have not seen it, do check it out but if you are not into army stuffs and gore then well too baddddd. :p

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Got to class late today, Annie left me behind as she got to school early. So much for the 'Leave No Man Behind' creed.

Yes Annie, you left me to fend for myself against a pack of wolves!!

Haha, ok, I'm kidding Annie, you are still my number 1 back-up when I'm or rather when we are both late.

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That's all for now :)

Interesting..

2009-11-21T20:36:00.006+08:00

Well here's something interesting i found over at Kotaku.com, it's a website about games.

Apparently, Sony have officially release the Playstation 2 console over in Brazil.
No it isn't a typo, it's for real, Playstation 2.

The same console that was out about 9 years ago.

It is retailing at the price of S$639.94.

Man that too much for a device which is already so last decade.

Talk about stone age.

Maybe Sony though it was 1999 over at Brazil?

I wonder when they would start ofiically selling Playstation 3?

Haha anyway here's the article from the site.

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Woohoo my new cupboard or would I say wardrobe have arrive. Man it makes my previous one look so small.

No more the need to squeeze all my shirt inside anymore and like I told May May, more reason to buy more clothes.

(p.s to May-> I'm still straight alright!)

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Well some insider stuff anyway got to continue transfering stuff to my wardrobe.

Me Me and Meeeeee

2009-11-20T23:58:00.004+08:00

Went to dine at Ashton again but with May May today. Mann as I twitted, the queue is as long as ever and well it is about freaking time they expanded the damm place.

I bet it's their marketing strategy. Like any other Singaporeans,

"woo long queue, should be good."

I hate queuing but it's either I get eaten by her or just join the queue.

I joined the queue..

Waited around 20 minutes before we got in.

Good and affordable food, nothing can beat that.

Gosh man, it's getting colder huh?

I cannot leave the house without my cardigan otherwise I would freeze to death in the shopping malls. Heck it might show in the shopping malls soon with their super cold temperature.

Yea I know the weather outside is getting colder which is a plus in my book. Yah for cold weather and Neh for humid freaking hot and sticky weather.

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Well some of you know that I've super thick skin and I just realized that I have not posted pictures of myself and Lucky.

I will post some articles on Lucky a day or so but today, I will leave you all with a picture of yours truly,

Yea me me me me me Me me me me me and me

Credits to Raveen

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See indeed, my skin is pretty thick.
:P

Paint Paint

2009-11-19T21:39:00.003+08:00

Started off the day with the usual. Woke up early but left the house late, Lucky once again had a fight with my jeans and my feet ended up as the victim.

Once again called onto Annie for help to get to class on time and phew indeed we got there just in time, on the dot.

Pretty much a screwed up day in between but had fun at the same time. Man if only I had my army powers on those people, mannn.. you cannot imagine what I would have done but well that life

My house is undergoing a make-over as in re-painting. Yea man imagine the mess, even I don't want to be home but well where else can I go, the streets? Or dig a hole and sleep?

My house smell of paint mann, I might be a paint sniffer soon. Lucky seems to be having fun watching them paint the house, silly bitch, well can't blame her, she have not seen anyone paint the house before.

My room colour stands out the most. Aspen Green, apple green like colour where-else other room's blue.

To be clear, I am not an army nut and green is not one of my favorite colours.

So I asked my mom. she said, they picked this colour as it is best suited for me to control my anger.

I was like, "wtf&*#$$%^%&&*&$%^$^%#^%#%$@$%#%^"

ar..hm..looks like...

I do have an anger problem huh.

Haha well I will give it a go when the dust is settled in the house. Hey I might become a person of Zen.

:)

Soaking Wet + Tweet Bug

2009-11-18T23:22:00.003+08:00

What a day it has been, raining cats and dogs.

What's the point of the drainage when the pavements still Freaking Floods. My shoes were soaking wet and man I hate getting my only shoe that fits the dressing of my clothes well totally wet.

However I made the Fatal Error or running in the rain hoping it will keep my feet dry, in my ultimate wisdom, it was 1 of the dumbest thing I have ever done.It only made matters worst and my shoe still got wet and I was drenched.

Had to skip gym as I do not have dry clothes to change to, that was a total bummer.

Well now I have to dry my shoes and hopes tomorrow would not be a repeat of today heck I might even bring my army boots tomorrow. Damm the lousy drains that served no purpose and still flood the pavement.

Note to self: take a cab next time.
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Well as you can see, I have adjust the dimension of my blog thanks to Annie's help and added a new feature.

Yes indeed, my greatest enemy is now my friend, Twitter.

Yes indeed I have criticized it like crazy in the past but after being bitten by the Twitter Bug May May gave to me, I cannot resist trying it out.

Man it's fun, I don't know why, but just putting in random thought and trying to irritate others is fun in my book.

Just like how May May plugged herself,

You can follow me on Twitter , (if any)

@

http://twitter.com/incrediben87

:) I won't bite and I promise I will be nice(Maybe).

So Near Yet So Far

2009-11-17T22:45:00.003+08:00

Damm, do you feel kinda shitty when you have useful stuff that cannot be used?

No I'm not talking about my brain but rather the discount coupons where I can use in many other retail outlets such as Topshop, Topman, G2000 etc..

20% each and a Wildcard where I can use at any shop.

The thing is that, the current season line ain't that nice.

The other thing is that my fundings are a little low do and mad dash shopping session. Oh well looks like I have to either rob a bank or just wait for my pay to come.

Those who want to rob the bank please leave me your resume @ YouThinkItsReal@gmail.com.

Equipments will be provided.

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Short post today :) and yea found out a little more regarding bleaching clothes today, yeaaa. I'm a Master Bleacher now.

:)

A Monday That Lasts As Long As The Other Mondays

2009-11-16T21:49:00.007+08:00

Mann, the weekend went by and here comes Monday, sighs.

Watched the Office just now and man it was freaking funny, seeing Dwight punching himself and all haha.

Was finally able to sleep on my own bed for well I guess I got too comfortable and woke up Late for school... again.

Called up my back up, Annie to the rescue again and phew made it to school on time.
Thanks Annie.

Had a couple of laughs and heard a lot of weird theories like we can do more with Mayonnaise then I though and no, it does not involve a bed.

Monday is more of a reflection day on what I did on Friday to Sunday. I mean it's more of a recalling the events that somewhat disappears from you mind from the Rampant drinking sessions.

Like how did $30 bucks end up in my back pocket, how did I make it across a busy street, the stuff I said and why was the world spinning. Man if I could answer all of that, my GPA would be a prefect 4.o.

Rocket Science mann, Rocket Science.

Here's something funny to chase the Monday Blues away :)

Freaking funny as always.

Weekend

2009-11-15T11:16:00.006+08:00

Wooo man, you cannot imagine what I had.

Drinks at Double O are dirt cheap man, I presume they must have stolen the goods or dealed with the mafia. Shots for 3 Bucks each?

How great is that, we had shots after shots and booze and heck we even got free booze from some gay dude which I did not find out only after the place closed.

Let's just say, we were pretty lucky we did not have to bend down to grab something on the floor if you know what I mean :p

That said, Double O crowd pretty much sucked. They were party zombies. They just party but do not know how to have fun. Music's not bad though even though the house music was pretty irritating.
Such a pity the crowd suck balls.

We chilled or I mean I crashed and burnt at MacDonald. My buddies tried to feed me something to fight the drunk-ness. It was amazing though, we crossed a couple of roads safely and some how did not get into any fights or destroyed anything.

Then like last time, thrown into a cab and fell asleep in it.

Woke up and saw the meter, $30 bucks!!!!

WTFFFFF!!!

The fucking cab driver took me for a ride which would usually only cost me less then $20.
He was a fucking lousy driver too, I should have barfed in his cab or peeed inside or something.

I 'm gonna walk home next time.......second though I rather just take a cab.

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Went to watch the Singapore v.s Thailand match yesterday. Dirt cheap ticket though.

My buddies and I were screaming our lungs out and man were the Thai players are freaking good actors or too tired from their Disco session.

Diving, fainting, ass cramp, etc..

Guess there was a gas leak there or something that only affected the Thai Players.

Dirty tricks to stop our team's momentum. Even though we lost, we did not resort to such dirty tactic just very bad form and a team which cannot seem to connect the dots and score.

Was Singapore chance to score when I took this shot and once again they disappoint.
So that was the final score but like I said above, we did not resort to such dirty tactics.

The fun did not stop there, caught a late night movie, 2012 after that.

The show was alright. The special effect saved the show though.

The story's simple with the usual disaster cliche.

The bad part was that we got row B. Not Cathay row B but Golden Village row B.
Freaking Front Lines.

Our necks we freaking hurting from the 2hours 45 mins movie. At least the seats were comfortable.

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All in all it was a freaking good weekend and I so miss my bed to crash on.

WOOOOO~

2009-11-13T18:01:00.002+08:00

Wet Wet Wet,

Raining the past few days did indeed bring the over heating temperatures down.

Having been mugging non stop for Math under the supervision of my Drill Sergeant, May May.

MAN was she tough on me, she would throw a chair at me when I get an equation wrong.

Haha.

Anyway I gotta thank her for helping me as you know, teaching me Maths is like teaching a Cat to Bark.

That's true.

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The latest issue of (DEC) FHM is out and why am I promoting the magazine whom editor is as evil or perverted as a dirty old man in Gelyang?

It has May May inside, pictures I mean. SHe was hopping like crazy when she saw the new issue.

I'm reading it as I'm typing this post and mind you, both of my hands are on the keyboard.

Wow, those are nice shots and her Q and A section, it was pretty well done.
It goes to show you that not all of them are bimbos or dumb or how the magazine portrays them.

Overall, it's all good and I am very Happy for her. :)

However of all the people they can put on the front cover, why did they pick Ris Low, damm of all the people.

Ris Low fights back? She's kinda like the female version of Steven Lim huh.(Go Google him).

Well it's FHM afterall.

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:)

Start Of The Day

2009-11-11T20:22:00.006+08:00

What a Start to my morning!!!

Woke up a little later but still took my time grooming up and all. Yea had to put my blushers and all. Haha yea sometimes it's just like impossible ain't it.

AHem..ar.. ok enough of that gay talk but yea I do take while to get groom up, as I always believe

You feel good when you look good.

Then when I'm about to leave the house, Lucky would bite onto my jeans and not let go.

Imagine a metal ball chained to your feet and you are trying to move. Well it's something like that but just not that heavy.

I knew I was late so i called my back-up, my very own 'Stalker', Annie.

Shared a cab but my hands were always on the door handle just in case she planned to kill me or abandon me at some industrial park.

Phew we got there on time and rushed to class and i must add, in 1 piece.

I gotta Thank her for offering the taxi ride otherwise I would be really late, so don't say I'm Heartless.

Yea so that's what happens in the morning in my life, yea I know it ain't no blockbuster movie kinda of thing like cars blowing up or something. It's Singapore, not Iraq.

HAHA

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Check it out, TOYS.

Annie saw us all stressed out with work and decided to cheer us up by buying Kinder Bueno.

How sweet of her~~

If you do not know what it is, it's a chocolate with a surprise toy inside.

See the line up.

We were playing like Small Kids.

Mine you ask?

It's the Lion, far left of the picture.

How do you play with that toy?

You just blow, yea blow it.

No kidding.

I will leave it up to you all to decipher what it means.

:)

Check It Out

2009-11-09T21:15:00.005+08:00

Let me introduce to you another great comedy.

Have you heard of the show, The IT Crowd? No, not the ITE Crowd but the IT crowd.

It is a British Comedy loaded with it's English humor and all.

Here's a brief synonymy of the show

"The IT Crowd is set in the offices of Reynholm Industries, a fictitious British corporation in central London.
It focuses on the shenanigans of the three-strong IT support team located in a dingy,
untidy and unkempt basement – a stark contrast to the shining modern architecture
and stunning London views enjoyed by the rest of the organization"

Yea it does not seem much but here's the so called 3 shenanigans.

Mos,Jen,Roy

Just watched the 1st episode of season 2 and mann, I was laughing so hard Lucky decided to watch with me.

Well of course she fell asleep beside me as hey, it does not broadcast in dog gibberish.

All in all, if you seen it, kudos to you but for those who have not, give it a shot.

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Played with Lucky moments ago and she got carried away and planted her tooth into my feet and mann it hurts and bleeding too.

It's just a small wound but planted by my Lovely "emergency food"Lucky man how can she be so heartless.

Well she's a dog after all, they will get carried away.

MAC MAC!!

2009-11-08T23:15:00.011+08:00

I was once asked whether I was paid by Apple, as in the Apple company that makes Mac books and IPhone.

Why?

Well, maybe is the way I talk about my IPhone and kinda like promote they stuff to my buddies like the games and all.

For the record, I am not paid by them but I pay them, as in buying their sweet sweet products.

Like many others, I want a Mac book but it is so seriously pricey and I don not know whether it will suit me and besides I have a pretty good laptop already.

I was at Best Denki and saw this book >>>

Need The Mac Myth Buster.

So it did shake my Tail Feathers and I read it, indeed, it did put some common myth to rest.

Woah, indeed, they are not wrong and Windows 7, hm, still in it's baby stages and all.

That's a common mis-conception too and well it does bust that myth now

It does goes on to talk about the myth that Macs are Hard to use and all but i rather u go down and get it otherwise people might label me as an Apple sales rep or something.

Hey everybody wants a Mac, who doesn't?(

Just wanted to share this, though it was interesting.

:)

Shopping!!

2009-11-08T09:41:00.005+08:00

Headed to town yesterday to do some shopping.

Collected this from Topman today>>>>>

Wooo lots of Discount Coupons inside for shops like Topman/shop, Ben Sherman, G2000, etc...

Woah looks like it will be a shopping spree this Christmas.

Mann it's as difficult as always to trek around town on a weekend.

People there will just find new ways to freaking Block your way. I'm sure you know what i'm talking about.

The connecting path underground at Wistma that connects to Takashimaya.

Everyone was moving 1 step a time, WHY?

Because some assholes were Strolling in front, not 1 but a family of them. They think it is a freaking park, chit chatting and walking the pace of snails.

They should turn their freaking head and see the mess they created.

Part and parcel of a weekends huh, Freaks come out from their caves and roam the streets, sounds like Halloween huh.

Bottomline, we should send people like them to work at road blocks in war zones.

Heck the enemy would surrender in a day.

We roamed the streets to to check out the Christmas Decorations and we ain't disappointed, Orchard just got a lot brighter

Wow even I'm impressed by the quality of the IPhone camera.

Orchard is really moving into the Christmas spirit now and so is my wallet.

:)

Zone Out

2009-11-06T22:04:00.005+08:00

>>> A picture that does not relate to topic :)
Just an interesting picture I found over the net.

Was Finally able to hit the gym today.

Man not being able to work out for the past few days almost drove me nuts. Working out there helps de-stress and keep me fit at the same time.

Well exams and more exams on the way.

Something came onto my mind while i was pretty much zoned out listening to my head phones while I was running on the treadmill. Don't get me wrong, I was running fast but it is a habit where my mind will zone out and will think of something else to fight fatigue.

My mind wandered about the fact that, I would always freeze in class due to either the weather or the fact that sometimes they want to preserve us in the class.

Yes I do have cardigans or jackets but would leave them at home when I carry my stuff for gym as it does make the bag heavier and would sooo regret when I have to fight frost bites in class.

SO i have decided, tomorrow, I'm going to get myself a Scarf.

I used to dawn a scarf when I was in the jungle during my army days till i got the nickname , "Afghan Soldier".

Yea just 1 of the many nicknames my "buddies" came up with.

I could either buy it or steal it from May May. She has a pretty good scarf.

Hmmmm..

:)

Tipsy? Me?

2009-11-06T00:27:00.004+08:00

Yea balls, I'm freaking tipsy now from the night of chilling with my buddies at the Acid Bar over at Somerset, we kept drinking and they kept requesting the bands to play songs for me.

Guess they were all drunk.
The bands there were pretty good, though the bar is small but well they have great bands to make up for it.
Had a fucking good time.

Well somehow I can still type pretty fast, heck i guess my mind works better when I am not thinking at all.

I should be asleep now but well the intoxicated me is not allowing me to sleep.

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Well lost the competition today, well at least i got into the top 10 but no offense, when I saw last year's winner, they were looking for more of a nerdy kid to represent the school.

Well that is how I felt alas they picked a not too bad looking 1 but a freaking introverted guy.

Haha yea damm i fucking hate losing but what the hell, it's over and kudos to him and her for winning.

Yea this is me pitching the idea to take over
they world with my gay picture of me.

Sadly they did not buy my idea haha.

Well like they say, it's more of how many people you know to win the competition. The winners both answered the questions badly though.

Thanks to those who came down to support me :)

Anyway i shall close that chapter behind me and move on and at least i made it that far.

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Hey if i have offended anyone, it's not me, it's the alcohol. Bleh

It's 12.48am now and I'm think I am just gonna lie on the floor here and sleep till Lucky comes and bite me so signing off now.

The Return of Lucky

2009-11-04T22:42:00.009+08:00

Have been a long time since i posted something about Lucky, some thought she have vanished from my life but nope,
She was on her road-trip doing concert gigs around the world. :p

Haha nah, i just needed to compile more pictures of her, ran short of them and realized I was reusing some old images.

As you can see from this picture, my room is going through a Major make over and this is it, what's left of my working table and boxes all around me.

Well like they taught us in the army, we make do with what we have.

As you can see, I'm working closer onto the floor which means Lucky can attack me anytime.

It happens and happens a lot of times. She would bite the pen off my hands and i have to chase after her all around the house, notes will be snatched and all. Yea i could use the table which are higher but where would the fun be.

This is her trying to figure out which phone to use/chew,

"Hm..the IPhone or the Nokia one? Which is more chewy"

And if you are wondering whose legs do they belong too, it's mine and mind you I was wearing pants, short ones.

Just to clear the air.

Caught this image of her while she was mauling her new toy.

Oww ain't she cute

But not when she bites your balls when u are taking a picture of yourself.

I did say I have very thick skin right.

HAHA there you have it, Lucky is back on the Radar and well my balls are fine, thanks for asking.

Generation Kill

2009-11-03T22:19:00.005+08:00

Yea man, Generation Kill is an awesome show.

That's what I'm watching now. A 7 part HBO movie-series about an hour long each deem to be the new kind of "Bands of Brothers".
However a more modern day and recent accounts of the Iraq War.

The series follows the lives of the Marine Recon unit during their operations in Iraq.
As you can see from the picture and what I wrote, yea it's an army show. Well if you been through the army, you will understand the lingo, as in the army talk, and how they operate.

It shows you that no matter which army you serve in, be it the US or Singapore, they encounter the same trouble, shortage of equipments on the battlefield and making do with what we have and the chain of command, the character of certain character, man I can relate, haha.

Well words cannot describe it, you got to Serve to understand.

All in all, it's an awesome show and dudes watch it.

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Ok i guess that part turned off lots of the female readers but well I just wanted to share that.

Well got my placing in the Mr and Ms School of Information Technology competition. Apparently, I am M1 as in guy number Uno, 1. The bad thing, The event starts at 4.30 pm on Thursday, and my exams ends at 5.15pm.

Great huh, i got to freaking run down from my class to the stage for the competition.

Yeah!

Friends, Roman and fellow country men.

Come down and support me!!!

Haha I'm beginning to Sound like May May now huh.

I would appreciate it :)

Ok so maybe after reading this, 2 people will turn up. Better than none right?

Wo La La

2009-11-02T21:17:00.005+08:00

Check It Out, my new blog header picture.

It's Freaking Cool!! Those 60 words there, all me mann.

Yea I'm that thick skin.

Credits to my super good in media design buddy, Raveen.

Dude man, you are like the media arts expert in my book and was pretty nice of you to make 1 for me.

Thanks Dude :)

Well that's basically how's my mind is.

:)
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Was a pretty long day in school. Woke up early but somehow I got to school late,
Funny isn't it? Joined some competition and had a long photo-shoot. Took a couple good shots though, i wonder if they would ever send it to me.

They told me that it was a simple shoot but well things happens and dragged a little longer than I thought.

Well rehearsals on Wednesday and actual day is on Thursday.

Best thing, it's right after my mini exam.

Mini as in a sub exam, not an exam for midgets.

Haha well it's part of the obstacles 1 have to go through ain't it.

It would be fun :)

Halloween '09

2009-11-01T11:53:00.013+08:00

The end of Halloween.

Man was it fun last night even though it was jam packed everywhere at Clark Quey .

I was on a mission today to whack zombies silly but sad to say, dressing up as a zombie is no longer in fashion.

I can barely even find 1 zombie walking around. Zombie as in costume people, not the drunk ones.

However I did not give up and searched high and low for one and indeed i did find the 'Zombies'.

Yup as you can see, the only zombies are in the screen.

Well at least i did find 'Them'.

I was also there for the Barcardi Event, "Ghoul Night Out".

The title of the event kinda reminds me of my army day, Wednesday nights out. So we are compared to Ghouls huh? Well the are not entirely wrong anyway.

Haha anyway the band as you can see from the picture, they were awesome. The set list they played fit the moment and his vocals is pretty strong.
Carried his notes well. Instruments were good too.

Hm, sadly i cannot remember their name, some pretty funky word. Haha they should work on it.

Took a couple of pictures with some of the more interesting specimen, I mean people.

Yup they are characters from the Alice in Wonderland.

Haha interesting people, had fun chatting with them too. :)

My costume? Haha it 's nothing special but just Devil Horns and it blinks too. Thanks for the horns Annie :)

Hm, does suit me well huh.

Man look how shagged I am, Rebel and Zirca was freaking over crowded. It was a squeeze fest inside there but indeed i made a lot of new friends inside.

Bumblebee, the murderer from the Scream series and ar.. the rest are all fuzzy, I cannot remember.

However i did see a giant cup of orange juice outside of Zirca and Hulk as in "The Incredible Hulk".

Pity him though, he's going to have a hard time washing off his body paint.

I noticed the trend this Halloween has moved on from Vampires, zombies and mummies to terrorists(no kidding), prisoners(maybe they were real prisoners) and Jokers.

Nono not the funny people in your class or workplace but the 'Why So Serious' Joker.

Everywhere you turn, you will see someone dressed or has make up like his.

All in all I had a lot of fun with my buddies and new found friends from another world there.

Looking forward to next year's.

I Hope you guys enjoyed your Halloween too :)

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Added new songs to the list.

Songs like my favorite, "Jizz In My Pants" by The Lonely Island,
"Relax, Take It Easy" by Mika,
"It Was An Honest Mistake" by the Bravery,
"Dani California" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers"

Well more to come :)

Zombies Beware

2009-10-31T16:53:00.005+08:00

Today's Halloween and yea, costume freaks rejoice.

Plenty of them will be around roaming the streets of Clark Quay and maybe under your block.

So well of course, I would have to arm myself later.

My weapon of choice, a baseball bat.

Yea so freaking zombies beware, you won't get my Brain!!!

Oh yea I'm also on a look out for a Witch on Skates.

So do let me know if you see her, rewards will be given.

:P

Check it out!

2009-10-30T19:36:00.005+08:00

Yup , decided to jazz up my blog with some music,

check out Coldplay's "Strawberry Swing" music video, it's freaking awesome and the song is great too.

Nothing less expected from Coldplay, a music video that has nothing to do with the song

Other songs for now like," Heartless" by Kris Allen, i love his rendition of it, not that i do not like Kanye or something.

"You Give Love a Bad Name" by Bon Jovi. Yup I'm a Jovi fan after all and well nothing can compare with this song, freaking awesome. Almost every pub will play this song.

And lastly, "Neon Tiger" by The Killers. Man this song is beautiful by itself. The lyrics, rhythm, vocals and instruments all sounds good.

Yea these are some of my favorite songs and if you don't like them, there's always the "MUTE" button, haha kidding no offense, but if you find it too noisy for your liking, you can always press the 'STOP' button located on the 'ITouch' itself.

These are the tracks for now :)

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Man it's a wonder how i could concentrate and perform well in class today after boozing last night. Made a new friend called Jim Beam and man was he strong.

Haha ook for all those who thought i turned gay, Jim Beam is a liquor and it's pretty strong.

Hopes that clears up the air.

Yea was suppose to have another session today but well,my liver was telling me to give him a break by hurting me. Yea for some reason it's hurting but it's alright now.

Nothing a couple bags of pod can't solve....i mean sleeping pills..

phew.

I better end my log here before i type more nonsenses.

:)

Over huh?

2009-10-29T19:27:00.001+08:00

We had a good run but certain things cannot be forced huh?

I wish you all the best too.

Life goes on.

Doreamon!!!

2009-10-28T20:32:00.005+08:00

Happened to witness this at the Japanese Supermarket Liang Court over at Clark Quey last Friday, before the fateful session.

So as you can see, it is not like the NTUC or Sheng Shong you see under your block.

They would have this corner for Parents to put their kids to curb their enthusiasm and to just sit there and calmly watch Doreamon.

I got there a little and well i stumbled across this and decided to join them. Heck it was Doreamon in it's original voice and had English subtitles plus i had almost 30 minutes to kill.

Wow, kinda felt like a big baby but well who cares, my skin is thick.

As you can see in the picture, they were more interested in their Nintendo DS rather than watching but unlike them, i was engrossed in the adventure. Maybe they saw it a million times already.
It was nice to watch, humor with a certain sense of justice in a sense that if you get greedy, it will only bite you in the ass.

No wonder May May loves to watch it so much.

Kind of a smart move to install such a place for the kids but unlike most kids you see in the supermarkets now, they actually sit down and watch or play with their DS.

Heck! It helped me kill some time too.

So if you are too early or your friend made you wait, head over to Liang Court basement Japanese Supermarket to watch Doreamon, who knows, you might run into me with my new Japanese Friends !

:)

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Boarded this old school lift 2 weeks ago.

Man you do not see lifts like this often anymore as they are upgrading almost every block.

Felt like I was in a time machine. That brought me back to the 70s.

Man don't you want a time machine, like what will you do, save the world or catch shows you forgot to record?

Haha.

Look at the buttons, pretty hard to press them, you might crack a nail just pressing the buttons.

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Not going to insult Singapore Idol today, everybody knows how bad they already are.

So I;m not going to waste time on it today.

Funny

2009-10-27T19:44:00.008+08:00

HAHA Great, I know I''m going to shoot myself in the foot when i post this but I will anyway.

Did this for Michele friend for some project.

Yea they asked for my dream and i wrote "I wanna be Batman" with my kiddish handwriting.

Didn't know they were going to Photoshopped my head onto Batman Body. Looks pretty cool i must say.

Wonder what would happen if i say i want to be Ben 10.

Well i hope it helps them with my dignity at risk, wait...what dignity? My skin is pretty Thick :P

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Took a color blind test today and phew and i am not color blind, prefect score. Wow full marks for a test, a rare sight but at least i know i still have my somewhat good eyesight.

My buddy Raveen bought us Red Bull today. On the record, I do not drink Red Bull that early in the morning but i though i should give it a shot. Man i was freaking hyper and so were those who drank.

My brain was moving at a 110% which is a huge jump. It only moves about 60% on a normal day.

Haha i guess we were like monkeys on Red Bull, Red Monkeys huh.
Thanks Veen for the Red Bull

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Help us out people, My buddy, David and me joined the Noise Singapore contest on the best Poser contest so well now we need your help by Clicking the 'Like' button and well feel free to leave your comments inside.

The more 'Likes' the better the chances of winning.

Yea these are the pictures >>

Click Here

and

Click here

Thank you :)

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Like I said, my skin is pretty Thick.

24 + Super Clean Ear Piece

2009-10-26T21:35:00.005+08:00

Finish watching 24 season 7 and as usual, a cliffhanger ending.

A freaking good show with the many twist and turns in the plot. Jack Bauer is one bad ass. So many things are starting to unfold. It even link stories from season 1, man freaking good script writing.

Oh well gotta wait till January 2010 for season 8.

Moving on to other series now, House season 6 for the moment.

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If you recalled how wasted i was in my previous posts,

I had to wash my jeans due to puke and booze stain.

To my horror, i forgot i left my earpiece inside my pocket. I quickly took it out, hook it into my IPhone to test it out without caring the fact that i could be electrocuted.

Phew, it worked fine and on the plus side, it smelt good. Good as in Good Good. Like a bed of Roses.

Good songs and Smelling good, kinda like how May May smells,

ar..hm..Ok that made me sound like a pervert.

:)

I'm not, really..
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Memory Loss + It's A Freaking Sunday

2009-10-25T22:10:00.007+08:00

MANN,

have been about a day plus after the major drinking session and I'm still trying to piece the puzzle of the events together.

I can remember how it started and ended but not everything in between. Kinda like from an episode of FlashForward.

Damm but i remember puking outside and my buddy dumping me into the taxi to avoid the police nabbing people involved in the fight.

Hm, was i involved in a fight? *Checking for bruises*

Zero bruises ..phew,

Man i do not even remember how i lost my camera, fuck shit.

Lost a lot of good pictures and gotta buy a new 1. No point procrastinating about and shed tears of it, it's gone for good into the hands of an ass wipe, 2 bit Fucker.

I should do a mind web to piece the events together and go around questioning................................................................................................................

Nah, i do not see a point, maybe it was all happy memories.

Which is best to be forgotten.

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Well it's a Sunday,

yeah

Went to the temple today, prayed and also blessed May May on her studies and health.

Have not been able to see her much for a while. She's busy with her stuff , her projects and finals but I'll do what i can to help her.

Like maybe stealing the exams paper and bribing the Lecturers.

:)

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Headed to Hairy... I mean Harvey Norman to get my new camera,

Major Damage to my pocket but well only have to blame myself for losing it.

Yup the new Canon Camera, much better than my previous 1 but ow well,

either way, i will buy another.

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Fruitful Sunday :)

Strange Things

2009-10-24T14:49:00.005+08:00

Have you ever heard people who are so determined to attend something that even they are not physically here, they are somewhat spiritually present?

Strange things happened in class yesterday, chairs moved by itself, weird voices,
the powerpoint slides have the person's name on it.

I consulted in my buddy Raveen as to whether he saw and heard those phenomenon in class and indeed he did.

So we got the yello pages, i mean googled for help and decided to seek help from ...

Haha yea, we have to find who and why the person's doing this.

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Haha okok that was just something silly, and no nothing strange happened, it's all fabricated to disturb a classmate of mine.

Who?

Let's call the person Annie.

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Had so much fun last night and met alot of new friends there and getting wasted.

So looks like I'm not gonna drink for a while till i flush out all the booze first,

ok sorry for that mental image.

No pictures of it as my camera went M.I.A there,

shittt
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Shoutout to Yu Qi, i found your blog haha , nice blog i must say. I don't know why you don't want to share the link with me.

haha don't ask me how i found it :p

WTH

2009-10-22T22:09:00.004+08:00

Circle of life, I am sure you have heard of it.

Nothing goes to waste. Nature will make sure nothing goes to waste and the same do our society.

Left over food will be taken by birds or weirdos and garang guni will take everything you do not want, conning you in the process, yea a TV for 10 bucks!? No matter how old, it cost mor ethan that.

So it applies everywhere.

My folks are clearing up the house, emptying the store room and dumping some of the old toys under the block.

On my way back, i saw this family rampaging through the stuff and leaving a huge mess. It was not easy seeing your old toys taken away by people but well at lease it will add fun to their life. Even so they should not leave such a huge mess.

Well people like that exist but there's nothing you can do.

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Had some prata and a little chit chat with somewhat my newly found mentor on life.

Haha somewhat mapped out my life in a certain sense and decisions has to be made.

Ironic huh, talking bout life over prata and coke, haha strange

Well at least my path is a little clearer now

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What's next? Who knows

Feel Good

2009-10-21T21:28:00.004+08:00

Man life has really been a routine for me these days,

wake up early, rush for the train, brush shoulders with jerks, squeeze in the bus, get to school, become brain-dead in class, then revived after school ends.

Yea pretty much a simple but tedious routine.

It feels.... meaningless at times huh? I'm sure many of you know how i feel.

Moral goes down and so does happiness levels.

What do you do when the things you think are correct are actually wrong and what you should be doing is what you though was wrong.

Man, i lost touch with myself, nothing a bottle of beer won't help but i can't always rely on Mr. Heineken forever.I can't expect him to build a time machine or something of that sort. Not everyone out there can give you a direction to follow.

So well research have shown, that by working out or exercising, it will relief some of the pain or misery or stress.
The after workout feel, will release a endorphins that makes you happy. Well it's true, i tried it out just now, you feel a little more carefree than usual, feel good and look good.

What a perfect combination!

But the down side, it only last a couple of hours until reality hits back at you.

Haha i sound emo huh, well nobody can be happy forever ain't it.

Well that's life after all, nothing is scripted and nothing is what it seems.

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Enough of that ,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!!

yup today's her birthday and many returns to you!!
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Here some stupid things i do during my free time.
I would sit on an office chair, put Lucky on my lap and spin round and round so fast, kinda like those G force training simulator thingy.

How do we stop spinning?
Easy, when she BITES my BALLS.

Yea kinda like an emergency button.

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Yea that's kinda silly but hey, when the brain is switched off, you can do anything. The army taught us that, like PUSHING A FREAKING TANK,
yea that's possible, no kidding :)

Madness

2009-10-20T22:20:00.007+08:00

I'm sure you know i am a '24' nut now and you can say i am a '24' addict.

Get it, '24' nut?

So at times, I do get bored at home and well Lucky and I would role play, as in acting as characters in the series.(No i'm not crazy)

Instead of 24 hours, it would be 24 seconds.

I play Jack Bauer and Lucky would play Tony Almeda. Both are main characters from the series.

Our mission are usually to blow the kitchen when my mom boil those horrible herbs. They say those herbs are good but why do they have to taste so bad.

We would hide behind walls and prompt each other to go from bound to bound.

As you can see, we have never really succeed in our mission and usually captured in 24 seconds and drown in the herbal soup as a form of torture.
What 24 without the torture scenes.

Haha okok that's pretty lame but well getting tortured and killed by herbs, that's pretty extreme huh.
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Hit the gym today and man was it a good work out today but sadly, there weren't many hot girls there.
So well good thing i can focus , the bad is, there's nothing much to see.

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What do you do when your life becomes a routine? Any ideas?
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Hey check this out >>>

My good buddy Raveen made this for me, man he like Q in James Bond when u need gadgets or something but he's like a freaking good graphic designer. Thanks dude :) appreciate it tons man.
My personalized wallpaper :)
Incredi-Ben

Sexy Ben

2009-10-19T20:57:00.003+08:00

Haha check me out!

Am i super vain or what.

Well just for fun for some event, Noise Singapore.

All i saw was free pictures and cool prices so well i decided to give it a go.

And well i picked the Sexy Ben pose, yea man I'm bringing sexy back.

Well here's our 'Most' creative pose with my partner in crime, David.
The "Pass me the Baton" pose.

I did see others try and well they brought props too. we are all bout improvising, beat that suckers.

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Spent some time watching 24 again, wo man, those in bud earpiece are freaking awesome, zone me out from the rest of my world and to just focus on the show. The show is freaking intense and my heart would skip a beat a couple of times. Better keep a defibrillator(the shock your heart when it stops thingy) on stand by.

Well to me, 24 is to a girls GossipGirl. So well maybe the guys can relate with me or the girls too.

Bengraphic 2.0

2009-10-18T23:05:00.004+08:00

Haha a face lift for my blog and a new masterpiece blog header picture done by none other than May May herself.
THANK YOU MAY MAY :)

Went for some good old drinking and live band watching on Friday with my buddies. I haven't laughed my ass off that much for a long time. It was really good to meet them again and well i hope we can meet more often, funny bunch.

We did not really drink that much but Han Wei(2nd from right) and Meng Yan(1st from the right) sure did order a lot of cocktails.

Haha look at us, Me(2nd from left) all smiley and Kim(1st from the left)all high high, Han Wei(guy 2nd from the right) looks like a deer staring straight into the light of an incoming vehicle and Meng Yan with his armour pose,
There are more pictures and more people but i'll post them on Facebook.

As usual Timbre's roasted duck pizza rocks and 53A really rocked the house that night and even played the song we requested so Meng Yan Please wake up!, haha insider joke.

Don't worry guys, i will upload the pictures soon, have been a busy and bumpy weekend.

WE gotta plan for more of this outings and maybe to start a new group...?

Hm Hm..plan plan,

HM

2009-10-18T08:15:00.001+08:00

Cadry=Confused, sad, angry

YEAHHH

2009-10-16T19:04:00.000+08:00

TIMBRE TIMBRE TIMBRE

Hmm?

2009-10-14T16:43:00.002+08:00

Received this in the mail this morning
Wow, 25 bucks a year and travel bag when you save in that bank. Wo i'm in for the travel bag, what 25 bucks?

Well the bank is trying to push hard to make them invest their money in them. 25 bucks a year? really? Maybe the 'Stylish Travel bag" cost 50 bucks of something.

My guess? They will get a cheap ass bag and slap the bank logo on it.

Haha, well i'm sure you know what bank is this, they have the most ATM machines in the state and plans to dominate our pockets.

Haha ignore the 2nd part but yea almost everyone has an account with them.

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:)
I guess i better stop with all this mean stuff i post online, yea i guess i'm being consume by hate i guess well i will post something cheerful tomorrow then i don't want this to be National Gloomgraphic. Haha
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13 OCT

2009-10-13T22:49:00.002+08:00

Yeaa today lucky turns 7 months old and well still as curious as when we bough her back 5 months ago.

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AR....i just don't know what to type anymore..

I guess this is it for now.

24 24 24

2009-10-12T21:25:00.004+08:00

Jack Bauer is a bad ass.

Mann woo spent my entire weekend watching 24 season 7.

It's freaking awesome, just can't stop watching the show, so freaking addictive, just watching 1 episode after another, i guess i was bitten by the 24 bug.

I dunno why May May don't enjoy that show, well i know for a fact that my mom heart cannot take the suspense of the show, she was at the edge of her seats when i watched the previous seasons with her in the past.

May May would have fainted i guess, haha.

The plot has as many twist as ever, unexpected outcomes and man Jack Bauer's interrogation techniques man it gets more intense every episode.

Still have 1/2 a season more to watch, cannot wait to continue later and the good news's that season 8 is coming out.

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Headed down for a haircut with David today.

This is me in Ghetto street surfing the web for help.

Haha nah, was at graffiti shop or whatever you call it, a place where itchty finger people would go and draw on tables, chairs and walls. The wanton me there is not bad and affordable too.

A good shot by David, pretty more shape to my hair.

Wet off to get stuff but i guess you can read more bout that on his blog on what he bought and it's not cheap too.

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Well will blog more tomorrow

Well don't believe what you read

2009-10-09T22:29:00.008+08:00

WTF

What The Fuck/Fook/Fish/Faggot!!

Don't believe what you see on the papers. Yea of course you know that, when you read the paper, only bout 60% is true but today's paper brought that level down by 30%.

Check out today's(Fri) The New Paper(9 Oct 09). Check out page 13.
(Well i won't upload the picture as it will dumb down my blog 3 folds)

Who the fuck do you see. It hard to see though, he's pretty small, in every sense of the word.

The guy on the far right of the picture.

It's none other than the FHM Editor and also leader of the MA(Midget Association) David, heard that he rose to be the leader because he's the tallest among them, by a nano-meter.

That's the latest picture i got of him, heard he wanted to see how the insides of a ladies look like. Yea he's that sick.

It's about getting celebrities to help youths. But why is his fucking picture there? He ain't no celebrity or someone likable.
He will help youths or anyone?
The only thing he would do is to 'Promise' trouble girls to appear on FHM for a small fee of personal pleasures.

Yes, you think that midget can get any action without devious ways? I know i know there are many good midgets or small people out there but as a disclaimer, he's not.

So my theory is that he's involve to start up to get action and not helping youth or more like "Helping Dave Have Some" project.

Well we have to put a stop to this mann,

We should kidnap him and throw him in a cage in a form of cage match in a backyard.
Put him 3 rounds.

Which i think he will lose ,
1st would be against a chiwawa,

which would bite his ball bearing size balls out,
2rd, he would fight a squirrel

which would crack him open like a nut or blast him with it's bazooka.
Yea i forgot to mention that the squirrel is part of the SAF new program to train and produce super animal soldiers.
They got the idea after watching G-Force, you know the talking hamsters that can kick ass.

a picture to jog you memory bu t that's not the point>>

and for the main event would be him fighting a 5 year old kid.

Tickets would be sold at 5 bucks a person, to fund programe that David was so called helping and bribing of cops and to build the cage, well i will loan Lucky''s cage for the fight.

I wanted a 6 year old but well some would deem it unfair.

So that's the line up.

So if you want it all to happen, Give me a HELL YA!!

If i get enough hell ya reply, i will get my pillow case to capture that midget heck, i will even use a mouse trap too.

Put the link of this post on Tweeter, Facebook, MySpace or whatever that rocks your boat.

You won't be disappointed.
and yea there will be alcohol too
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Haha okok enough of that and well if i really get enough replies, then I will see to what i can do :)

Again i haev nothing against small people or Midgets just the FHM Editor.

Hmmmm

2009-10-08T21:55:00.002+08:00

Weird Day

we had today, was so freaking hot this morning and poosh, it's raining cats and dogs.
Man, it got freaking cold, i miss that kind of weather. It''s always a good welcome for a cool weather.

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Haha Jeolyn and i had a hard time climbing up the stairs today. Well if you refer to yesterday's post, my legs are jelly from gym but for Jeo, she hurt her's while playing badminton in her sleep, haha i guess.

So it was a weird sight, see 2 of us climbing down the stairs as if there was an earthquake.

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Came across this interesting site when i was look for some IPhone apps the other day.
It talks about the common type of commuters you see everyday on the train.

Click it, it ain't no virus

So which kind of commuter are you?

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Ar man i don't know if you have notice but my post is getting, well skinnier.

I just don't really have the feeling to write as much or rant on certain things. Well just a lot of things on my mind now.

But well my blogs ain't suppose to be emo, it's meant to rant on things or people or on the 7-11 Singapore idol that produces fucked up idols who now works at the front counter of 7-11.

Well i just need to iron out certain things in my messed up mind.

Freaking Tired

2009-10-07T21:25:00.004+08:00

Tired

Yea like the girl in the picture i found on the web and know i have no idea how she is. it's just a freaking picture.

Worked out in the gym today and man my muscles are trashed and i have grown bout 40% weaker. That's bad.

After working on my legs, i couldn't even walk. I was walking in 1 direction but my legs were walking to another.

It was jello and i looked funny walking. Jumped onto a seat to prevent being laughed at by people around till i can control my legs to walk straight.

Even though I was shagged out the after work out effect, it felt good.

But that's half of the story.

Now the other task is to walk home. Man every step was agony, i could barely stand in the train and let alone walk straight.

Haha but well i did make it back to type this entry.

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I had Japanese food today but it tasted like Chinese food. How bad can that be.
So here's the math,

Japanese ingredient + Chinese way of cooking = Chinese food.

Man i paid so much for a Japanese food that tastes like Chinese food. How great is that.

One of the weird things.
What's next, Hot Dogs that tastes like dog?

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HAHA

Rest Rest

2009-10-06T20:46:00.003+08:00

Lucky

Lu-Wee-Ji

That's what i call her, instead of her name just for fun.

Well my mom hates it when i call her that but like most people, the more someone tells you not to do something, he/she will do it regardless.

Don't run, you would still run.

It's that kind of thing.
but well she doesn't respond to it anyway.

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May May reopened her blog for reasons unknown to me but well whatever rocks her boat or blog. My guess? She has too much free time.
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Man , it kinda suck when i have to get up so early these few days. Man dragging my feet off the bed and to repeat the same routine again and again.

Haha

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Simple post today

Fun fun

2009-10-05T22:31:00.003+08:00

"Free"

Yup we did not pay a single cent for last night's dinner at the Asian Kitchen over at Ion.

Why you ask?

Ok here's what happened >

May May and i have dined at Asian Kitchen over at City link so many times that even the waiter there recolonizes us. So he urged us to sign up for the Asian Kitchen thingy membership.

Which allows 10% rebates which you can use the next time when you dine at any Asian Kitchen restaurant to minus off the total sum and 15% when you dine within 7 days.

Wow, they even gave us $28 dollars voucher which we used last night to minus off the total sum and the rebate points.

So we did not pay a single cent.

How much the membership cost?

Ans:$28 dollars

hm..well..ar..
so last night dinner wasn't free but 'free' after all.

Ow anyway the food there is great but pricey and the portion ain't that huge but it quality and not quantity that counts.

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Went to catch Funny People with May May today.

I love Sandlers' movies but this movie was eh ..forgettable i must say. The jokes were funny, don't get me wrong but the story is weak.
Had a lot of guest appearances like Andy Dick, Ray from everybody loves Raymond and even Enimen. Girls a couple of rows in front screamed when they saw him.

Man those stupid girls, watched too much Gossip Girls like drama and i guess they think they are American bimbos.

Haha

All in all the movie's funny but forgettable, kinda disappointing but hey it isn't Zohan.

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Cool.

Mooncakes Mooncakes

2009-10-04T15:18:00.006+08:00

Lanterns

That's what's the lunar festival is about, minus the mooncakes and the full moon which was absent dude to cloudy weather.

We got home from our vegetarian dinner, which was lovely btw, i always wondered how do they make vegetables taste like meat? I won't be surprise people will make meat taste like vegetable, well some (bad) cooks are able to make chicken meat taste like fish.

But that's a topic for some other time.

We got home around 8 plus and took out the lanterns and candles and started getting to work.

Has been a while since May May and i played with lanterns and 1 caught on fire while i was setting it up, well, we like seeing things burn but not my house.

May May as usual laughed at me.:x

After about 10 minutes of setting up, we attached the lanterns to a plastic stick and ran around the house like kids.

Happy Happy.

Here's us playing in a dark room, making full use of the lanterns' light.
Check May May out, haha

Where's the fun without Lucky but i guess she's more interested in the lanterns

So we lighted a total of 5 lanterns and hung it out.

See me making the lanterns "Float".

May May posing with the lanterns.

Here's us posing with our accomplishment.:)

We had a couple of mooncakes after that and we tried the "Fruit" Mooncakes and trust be, it sucked bad.

Well there were other kinds of mooncakes we tried man woo, green tea flavored and much more.

Mooncakes have evovled over the decade huh?

As we left the lanterns there till the candles extinguishes, we sat around and watched Tv.

At around 10+, I saw lucky barking at something in the balcony and kept running back to us, i though there could be someone outside at 1st but i remembered that's where the lanterns are.

So i went to check it out and noticed that 1 of the lanterns was slowly burning apart as the candle got lose.

Took it down to extinguish it and kept the lanterns.

Wow, Lucky saved the night last night. Our DarkKnight.
We were able to prevent damages thanks to her.
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Stayed up till 3 am to finish the Moonlight Resonance series. Woohoo finally finished it and a pretty good ending. It's a really really good drama although a little over dramatic but it's all good.

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Had fun :)

Lunar Festival!

2009-10-03T10:22:00.003+08:00

Mooncakes

Indeed, tonight's when the moon is the brightest and when everyone can play with fire freely and burn things.

Every kid would have come equipped with a lantern just as if every soldier in the army would be equipped with a rifle. They would be using the lanterns as if Singapore has ran out of power and has eluded the entire Singapore in darkness. Haha yea i love playing with lanterns to but the outcome of most lanterns are the same, burnt to ashes.

Ok that's not the point but it's about family unity today, everyone should be with their family today and well maybe burn some lanterns together.

Well my family? Yup, we bought lanterns and well we have Lucky in the family too. I was thinking of letting her play with Lanterns but, i did the math >>

Well i would find a dog on fire but well the picture was a little too gruesome.

Anyway that would be the most likely outcome if Lucky plays with the lantern unless she can resist tearing the lantern apart but who are we kidding, ask every dog owner out there, they will tell you the dog will show no mercy.

Hahaha.

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Went down to Yellow Jello last night to do some band recce, well it's really a retro pub, the drinks ain't that pricey and the band's quite good, "Yellow Tic Tac" if i'm not wrong.

As i look around, i guess May May and I were the youngest in the crowd and most of them on the dance floor were the average of 30.

Man...

But man, the band's good, sangs classics from the likes of Bon Jovi and The Village People, yes they sang the YMCA. I only learnt the dance there from May May and i must say it was fun.

All in all, it's a chill place with a good band but if you are looking for hot babes to look at, try other bars or if you are into older women then it's ok.

Well we were there to only check out the band and one of the singers look like the lead singer from Goodfellas, i think, as it sounded like him , and talk like him, and sang that Beyond song just like him.

Hahah i guess it's him.
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That's all i got today.